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[Targetloc]

Being Mist Lynx:

[Soy]

Valdemaar, on 08 July 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

It works surprisingly well.

I just wanna dig up this ancient meme and remind yall how ******* good it is.

Game recognize game.

[BattleGnome]

I'll just leave this here. Mad Doge:

Edited by BattleGnome, 13 March 2015 - 07:38 PM.

[Hayashi]

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Considering each match lasts quadruple the duration after factoring in the waiting time on average, 20 CW games is the equivalent of 80 normal drops. Which would get you 12M.
















Yellow internals is preferable to taking my 90 damage alpha to your face.








Protip: If your arms are blown off by having your ST destroyed, the ammo within it has a zero explosion chance.





Quick, someone else post something before I lose control and flood the whole page. o_O

Edited by Hayashi, 16 March 2015 - 03:09 AM.

[Rushin Roulette]

Hayashi, on 14 March 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Quick, someone else post something before I lose control and flood the whole page. o_O

I can do better than that. I can post something fantastic for you.

Spoiler

[PhoenixFire55]

Hayashi, on 14 March 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Quick, someone else post something before I lose control and flood the whole page. o_O

[Domoneky]

(Yes I know its not a meme) This pretty much sums up the Tourmaline Match that Hayshi, his buddy, and the 5 man I dropped with went.

Also this is why I haven't been posting much

Edited by Domoneky, 16 March 2015 - 08:31 AM.

[MarineTech]

Domoneky, on 16 March 2015 - 08:21 AM, said:

(Yes I know its not a meme) This pretty much sums up the

Domo....

The SACO would like a word with you.

[Hayashi]

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Spoiler

No really, do it. Not on the forums. To yourself.

For instance, for the Locust:



Since you know you can't survive more than one hit,

• You don't want to ever be hit
  
• Mechs cannot shoot backwards
  
• You have high speed

So to optimise a locust, you need

• High speed
  
• Weapons with very high burst damage - SRMs, Large Pulse Lasers, Medium Lasers, NARC

You don't need:

• Damage per second, because most of the time you shouldn't be exposed firing
  
• Heat management, because if you can overheat, you're exposed for long enough to be oneshot

Your tactics:

• Run from cover to cover. It takes an elite pilot 0.5s to see you, aim, and for a projectile to hit you. If you can cross cover, fire and disappear in less than 0.5s, it's literally impossible for anyone to hit.
  
• Alpha hard and run. Never circle strafe, because any pilot worth his salt will kill you in two seconds.
  
• Use the R key and keep it for as long as possible. Fire only when enemy mechs are about to turn. Don't waste prime LRM spotting time on a mere 20 damage. You are invisible as long as nobody faces you.
  
• Never run into areas without exits in at least 4 directions. You have no way to predict where enemy mechs are, and you have to run 90 degrees away from them towards your team.
  
• Shoot an enemy after he alphas into your Assault/Heavy teammate. No player ever leaves weapons on reserve to deal with emergency locust situations.

Repeat the steps for any mech

• Play it
  
• ***** about it
  
• Nullify the situation in which said bitching happens
  
• Enjoy OP mech

Pic related.

Edited by Hayashi, 17 March 2015 - 03:33 PM.

[Rushin Roulette]

Found this completely random pic... does this mean that we can expect an alliance between Clan Gummybears and Smoked Jags?

[Hayashi]

When no team comes up on Pomme de Terre:







In my defense a turret shot my back when I was in my Locust, but it was still pretty noob. =(









They have more damage, more armor and more range than you. They generate like double the heat and have a ~20% lower rate of fire after quirks, but by poking in and out of cover, you nullify both the heat and RoF advantages, making you lose every time.

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Edited by Hayashi, 20 March 2015 - 06:35 AM.

[AzureDragoon]

[Hayashi]

AzureDragoon, on 22 March 2015 - 12:38 PM, said:

Hayashi, on 22 March 2015 - 04:52 AM, said:

The first rule that bears mentioning at the start of everything is that you should ALWAYS pilot the stock/half-modified mech at least once before finalising a build, as what parts take damage, which weapon runs out of ammunition first and such is information you cannot mathematically predict. If your armor allocation does not change with your experience with the Mech, it is suboptimal and you tend to die faster than you should.

Build related.

And while I'm in the mood for meta... What we'll see in two weeks...

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FerrolupisXIII, on 15 March 2015 - 08:26 PM, said:

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There's no chance of picking the wrong variant amongst 3 mechs if all your variants are named by the weapons they carry.

Edited by Hayashi, 23 March 2015 - 10:15 PM.

[Tank]

Why it's always me who checks where he fires...



But the smartest people get this




Just those people...

[Tank]

Positive day!

[Hayashi]

[Tank]

Basically how I view Draconis Combine after that dubious CW thread that can't die.



Don't worry about the rest of Inner Sphere - I just didn't find meme for their representation.. yet..


Personal problems...

Edited by Tank, 25 March 2015 - 06:11 PM.

[AmaZinger]

[Ghost Rider LSOV]

[Domoneky]