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[SteelyDan]

Listen at the beginning...

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

Spencil said:

yusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Edited by mwhighlander, 04 April 2013 - 02:04 PM.

[Paula Fry]

Hayashi, on 04 April 2013 - 08:03 AM, said:

How to Master Spark in MWO:

• 1. Set Large Laser to Hardpoint 1
  
• 2. Set Mediium Laser to Hardpoint 2
  
• 3. Set Small Laser to Hardpoint 3
  
• 4. Chainfire them repeatedly by holding down left click, the different cooldowns will lead to different combinations.
  
• 1. Small Laser = Red
  
• 2. Small + Medium Lasers = Yellow
  
• 3. Medium Laser = Green
  
• 4. Medium + Large Lasers = Cyan
  
• 5. Large Laser = Blue
  
• 6. Large + Small Lasers = Magenta (Not a real colour, actually a psychic shortcut made by our brain to approximate the midpoint of red and blue without referencing green, which is it itself a pure wavelength. It's a long story, but Magenta doesn't actually exist.)
  
• 7. Small Laser = Back to Red
  
• 8. All Lasers = White
  
• Set Bloom to MAX
  
• SPARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

For this to work all the laser hardpoints must be in the same location, and they must come out of the same barrel. Does this exist?

Edited by Paula Fry, 04 April 2013 - 02:18 PM.

[Sir Roland MXIII]

What I see and hear whenever someone says something along the lines of: "You do know this is beta right?"



Answer: (Warning: The following content is known to the State of California to be thought provoking and therefore may be hazardous to anyone who spouts nonsense without thinking. Also, while this warning is intended as a joke and not intended as an insult, the answer itself - while not intended as an insult is also no joke - just pure truth. The truth may hurt, yes: but it is still truth.)

Spoiler

PGI doesn't know WTH they're doing, and anyone who could read code would know that by looking at the absolute pile of excrement *.pak files they produce. What the "it's beta" and associated sayings actually mean is "I don't know what PGI is doing any more than they do".

Edited by Sir Roland MXIII, 04 April 2013 - 02:43 PM.

[Paula Fry]

Pgi are Player Haters?Found this speech from their anual Player Haters Ball!

Edited by Paula Fry, 04 April 2013 - 02:59 PM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

[Hayashi]

[Scop]

So I dropped against TheFuzzyBunny earlier today. I saw his name and we were like,


I had a shrewd guess he'd be driving a shiny new Heavy Metal like I was, so my best hope was we'd be like:


But I feared it'd be more like



But I got on with the match.

So there I was,


and not paying enough attention while I get separated from the rest of the team. An ECM Spider and a Catapult make me, and very shortly, it's all like,



And that was it for me.


After a while he was,


and we chatted about Highlanders.


Hopefully next time'll be better!

[SteelyDan]

FuzzyBunny?
Is this you?

If it is...
WOW!

[SPencil]

Hayashi, on 04 April 2013 - 06:37 AM, said:

Think about it: instead of mining without silk-touch/fortune and getting 64 diamonds (lucky SOB...), you can get 64 diamond ore, and then break it open a second time with the fortune III pick to get anywhere between ~33% to ~120% increase in your diamond haul

who the hell would smelt anything except iron, cobblestone, glass and food?

[Krazy Kat]

[Noesis]

Heatmap Helper

[Hayashi]

SPencil, on 04 April 2013 - 05:32 PM, said:

Think about it: instead of mining without silk-touch/fortune and getting 64 diamonds (lucky SOB...), you can get 64 diamond ore, and then break it open a second time with the fortune III pick to get anywhere between ~33% to ~120% increase in your diamond haul

who the hell would smelt anything except iron, cobblestone, glass and food?

[Capp]

True story... last match I was in.

Seriously? Enemy team starts capping right off the bat, so we rush to their base and narrowly won. Then they complain about us capping. What were we supposed to do just stand around and let their side win?

[Hayashi]

Capp, on 04 April 2013 - 06:11 PM, said:

What were we supposed to do just stand around and let their side win?

The Assault Version:



The Conquest Version:

Edited by Hayashi, 04 April 2013 - 06:49 PM.

[Sir Roland MXIII]

Capp, on 04 April 2013 - 06:11 PM, said:

Spoiler

True story... last match I was in.

Seriously? Enemy team starts capping right off the bat, so we rush to their base and narrowly won. Then they complain about us capping. What were we supposed to do just stand around and let their side win?

Speaking of hypocrisy, this is me yeilding against my better judgement and putting up a non-MWO meme, something I prefer to not do here. Then again, the Picard facepalm meme above gave me a great idea for a Captain Kirk meme, which I will add here in spoiler tags (because, like Doc Holliday, "my hypocrisy only goes so far.").

Spoiler

Edited by Sir Roland MXIII, 04 April 2013 - 07:09 PM.

[Noesis]

Paula Fry, on 04 April 2013 - 02:11 PM, said:

[Noesis]

Clan Hipster - Game Play promo

[Dirus Nigh]

[Noesis]

(General FYI based on comments, please no-one assume I'm necessarily a Clansman or not because I have a Mad Cat in my Sig, it is there purely as a strong significance in relation to Mechwarrior. As far as things go I'm an independent in RP terms atm.)

Edited by Noesis, 04 April 2013 - 10:01 PM.