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[Morgana]

Prosperity Park, on 08 March 2012 - 02:19 PM, said:

New Term: Mechohol

Definition: Mech performance-enhancement solution that increases the membrane permeability and fluidity of Moymer fibers. This increases a Mech's capability to function after receiving massive damage in combat, however also results in erratic movement, lose of balance, and uncontrolled outbursts from the onboard SMS radiogear.

Sounds like a Mech's vi _ _ _ a!
You're all just Mechaholics!

Edited by Morgana, 08 March 2012 - 04:20 PM.

[Sarah Dalrymple]

I do not have a problem, and do not need to join Mechaholics Anonymous!

[DaZur]

Sarah Dalrymple, on 08 March 2012 - 04:18 PM, said:

I do not have a problem, and do not need to join Mechaholics Anonymous!

Admitting you have a Mech... er drinking problem is half the battle.

"Hi My name is Dave and I started drinking heavily at the bequest / suggestion of Sarah Dalrymple"...

[Larry Headrick]

[3Xtr3m3]

Had a mental image of your mech standing on the parade grounds the next morning, obviously hung-over.
Suddenly, a cloud of gas emerges from the rear quarter.
A few seconds later, the Urbie standing there just keels over.

Had to share that vision

[Sarah Dalrymple]

DaZur, on 08 March 2012 - 04:49 PM, said:

Admitting you have a Mech... er drinking problem is half the battle.

"Hi My name is Dave and I started drinking heavily at the bequest / suggestion of Sarah Dalrymple"...

3Xtr3m3, on 08 March 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

Had a mental image of your mech standing on the parade grounds the next morning, obviously hung-over.
Suddenly, a cloud of gas emerges from the rear quarter.
A few seconds later, the Urbie standing there just keels over.

Had to share that vision

Ha! Halarious!
I feel so at home here!

[Nathiel Surefire]

XxDRxDEATHxX, on 08 March 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

I wonder...if mechs existed in RL and the pilot is really really drunk...would the mech stagger? That would be funny watching an Atlas stagger like a hobo, haha

Considering that the mech's balance is taken directly from the pilot's sense of balance via his/her neurohelmet, yes, yes it would. And it would be hillarious to watch from a safe, comfortable 1000m+ distance.

I now fully expect that the devs will include a "drunk walk" animation that will always be used while Sarah is piloting an atlas.

[Sarah Dalrymple]

Nathiel Surefire, on 08 March 2012 - 08:20 PM, said:

Considering that the mech's balance is taken directly from the pilot's sense of balance via his/her neurohelmet, yes, yes it would. And it would be hillarious to watch from a safe, comfortable 1000m+ distance.

I now fully expect that the devs will include a "drunk walk" animation that will always be used while Sarah is piloting an atlas.

And I would use it too!

[Mad Mage]

New word....

Mechgasim. The soiling of oneself while viewing MWO footage.

[Sarah Dalrymple]

Alright, I'm going to move the drinking game to it's own thread so people can add rules and drinks without completely filling up this thread. It will take me a few minutes though, gotta go drinking scouting in my Atlas first!

[Ezriel Blackwing]

Sarah Dalrymple, on 07 March 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

MWO: The Drinking Game (with drinks taken from http://users.anet.co...ion/drinks.html)

Everytime you hit refresh, drink a PPC.
Everytme you demand that PGI take your money/c-bills/creds, drink a Fussionaire.
Everytime you worry that your rig won't be able to handle the awesomeness of the game, down a Stellar Stinger.
Everytime you see a question about when the game is going live, drink a Medium Laser.
Everytime someone gets trolled, drink a Grasshopper. If the troller/trollee is Paul, make it a double.
Everytime you read about Atlas' being good Scouts for Lyrans, drink a Gauss Rifle.

Anyone want to add to the game?

New Rule- If you have ever wanted to Laze your Highschool with a Mad Kat Mark II Drink A PPC followed by a Medium Laser

[Lightfoot]

Today's word is. "Stalker".

[Solis Obscuri]

DaZur, on 07 March 2012 - 02:33 PM, said:

Tomorrows word (hopefully) will be:

Mech'tacy...

Aegis Kleais, on 07 March 2012 - 02:46 PM, said:

You really need the 's', DaZur.

Is "Mech Stacy" kinda like "Mustang Sally"?