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#41 Blackfire1

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:55 PM

View PostParhelion, on 08 March 2012 - 10:40 PM, said:

3. You've gone to your local department of motor vehicles and picked up the custom license plate application form. It's not for your mech's name. It's for the variant you plan to use.


HAHAHAHAHA This. (look at my sig)

#42 osito

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:08 PM

i have the mwo website open on a tab all day while at work even though they tried to block all internet sites not related to work.(i don't know how i convinced my boss that this will me do my work load, but i did!!)

#43 Thornn

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:11 PM

View PostBlackfire1, on 09 March 2012 - 12:55 PM, said:


HAHAHAHAHA This. (look at my sig)

I did. I lol'd.

#44 Der Kopfsammler

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostDaZur, on 09 March 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

# 13

- You find yourself walking around stiffly with your arms bent at 90-degree angles while holding laser-pointers making "pew - pew" noises....

(Don't lie... you've all done it) :)


Every single day... every single day! :( i need help!

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:19 PM

View PostParhelion, on 08 March 2012 - 10:40 PM, said:

10. Even the most basic of tasks and objects in your life are now regarded for their effect on how much heat they require and their salvage value after use.


Lol. Yes, it is too late for me.

#46 Bonewalker

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:26 PM

View Postosito, on 09 March 2012 - 01:08 PM, said:

i have the mwo website open on a tab all day while at work even though they tried to block all internet sites not related to work.(i don't know how i convinced my boss that this will me do my work load, but i did!!)

*Hi5's Osito*

Ahhh, the fun.. the adventure... the ability to convince ignorant Bosses that MWO is good for workload production..... PRICELESS!

#47 Ferretboy

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:32 PM

Is it a bad sign if your trying to buy a Mech on Counter Strike?

#48 osito

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:48 PM

while playing all other mech games the mechs in that game get battletech designations.

#49 Aidan Ramsdell

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 03:03 PM

This... this just made my day. Thank you all. *Tears up, then tears evaporate as the PPC's heat wave blasts through the cockpit*

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 06:56 PM

View PostDaZur, on 09 March 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

# 13

- You find yourself walking around stiffly with your arms bent at 90-degree angles while holding laser-pointers making "pew - pew" noises....

(Don't lie... you've all done it) :)


Now I remember why everyone in Grade 3 thought I was massive weirdo...

"Guys, guys, I'm a Madcat!"

#51 trycksh0t

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:13 PM

I saw a Cadillac Sedan-de-Ville DHS at work the other day and thought "When did Cadillac start using double heatsinks?"


No joke. No sarcasm. I literally did that.

#52 Dataman

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 12:43 AM

when I'm alone, I'm a Warhammer!

#53 Joe Davion 86

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 01:17 AM

#13

I do this at work...on my smoke breaks...at 0300... :P

#54 Sarah Dalrymple

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 04:04 PM

You start having drinking issues due to drinking games related to BattleTech and MWO.

#55 RotS Targe

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 04:23 PM

When you are under any stress, or trying to explain anything difficult/military related, you stop using contractions.
I think I have said Stravag a few times, as well.

#56 Charles Martel

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 04:42 PM

View PostDataman, on 10 March 2012 - 12:43 AM, said:

when I'm alone, I'm a Warhammer!


And I'm a Marauder....... :P

I think we have a PC vs. Mac parody.

View Posttrycksh0t, on 09 March 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I saw a Cadillac Sedan-de-Ville DHS at work the other day and thought "When did Cadillac start using double heatsinks?"


No joke. No sarcasm. I literally did that.


Reminds me. Since I'm getting a new(er) car and a PC at the end of this month, need to see if MAD-5S or PHX-HK1 are taken.

Edited by Charles Martel, 10 March 2012 - 04:47 PM.


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Posted 10 March 2012 - 04:48 PM

View PostDaZur, on 09 March 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

# 13

- You find yourself walking around stiffly with your arms bent at 90-degree angles while holding laser-pointers making "pew - pew" noises....

(Don't lie... you've all done it) :P

haha nice

#58 Morgana

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 05:00 PM

When you start thinking about the frozen meals you can make ahead of time, because you won't be finding time to cook for yourself once the Beta releases.

#59 Bonewalker

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 05:10 PM

View PostMorgana, on 10 March 2012 - 05:00 PM, said:

When you start thinking about the frozen meals you can make ahead of time, because you won't be finding time to cook for yourself once the Beta releases.


Ahhh, the Infamous Ramen Noodles and Monster Drinks. The basic sustenance of every Mechwarrior.

#60 Jyi

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 05:34 PM

#26. When you fall in stairs and break your arm, you don't yell "aaaaa!" you yell "Critical hit! ERPPC!"
#27. You don't dream. You see the MW:O teaser in perfect detail.





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