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[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

Hello... Ganon.
Hello... Link.

She had Goron Hands.

Hello, my name is Link, I'm unemployed, and I live in a tree.

These Deku Nuts are making me thirsty!

Its a game about nothing.

No Potion For You!

Link: "I despise anyone who had a pony growing up."
Malon: "I had a pony!"

"Link, You're going to be the first Deku Scrub!"
"But I don't wanna be a Deku Scrub!"

Maybe the Dondongo ate your baby?

Zelda: *pushes Gannon* "Get Out!"

Link, its Zelda, Gannon's here and your uncle's dead, Call me back!

Someone's been drinking blue potion in this office, I can smell it!

"I don't even drink potions, I drink Lon-Lon Milk"
"You're telling me that potions are better than Lon-Lon Milk? *snort* No way potions are better than Lon-Lon Milk!"

I'm the Wizrobe and NOBODY beats me!

Zelda: And by the way Link, They're real and they're spectacular!

"Link, its me Zelda. I've been disguising as Sheik this whole time.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

"I looked at Lord Jabu-Jabu... I GAZED into the eyes of the great fish!"
"-Mammal"
"-Whatever"

*Zelda walks in on Link changing Tunics*
"I WAS IN LAKE HYLIA! I WAS IN LAKE HYLiA!!!"

Zelda: Link!!! Ganondorf is after me! You gatta come here and take the Ocarina of Time so that he doesn't get into the Sacred Realm!
Link: Who is this~?
Zelda: LINK!!!

Lord Jabu-Jabu is sick! Is anyone here a marine biologist?!

Ganon: According to your story, Link passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The boomerang then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Kotake between the third and fourth rib. The boomerang then came off the rib, turned and struck Koume in the right wrist, causing her to dorp her broom. The boomerang then bounced off the wrist, pauses - in mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Kotake's left thigh. Ladies and gentlemen, that is one magic boomerang.

Link: Have you ever seen Darunia dance?
Zelda: Darunia danced?!?
Link: Its more like a full body dry heave set to music.

Zelda: You're a raging anti-tektite Link!
Link: I am not an anti-tektite!!!

*To shadow Link* And a Link divided against itself, Cannot stand!!!

"I have a feeling that Link is putting on the Zora mask just ot play guitar!"
"And that offends you as a Zora?"
"No, it offends me as a musician!"

"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightended Deku Scrub!"

You're giving me the "its not me I'm Sheik" routine?! I INVENTED the "its not me I'm Skeik" routine!

"Are you a master of Zora's Domain?"
"I'm Queen of the Hylia Court"

ALRIGHT! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, Oh yes! Mark my words Link! Your day of reckoning is coming! When an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there! In all my glory! Watching! Watching as it all comes crumbling down!

The Mask Salesman: I'm not beaten yet! I still have armies in the Gerudo Valley!
Link: The Gerudo Valley? You know what hte Gerudo Valley is, its a sitting duck, a road apple, Salesman. The Gerudo Valley is weak! Its feeble.
Ganon: I come from the Gerudo Valley; you not say Gerudo Valley is weak!
Link: Yeah well we're playing a game here, pal.
Ganon: You think Gerudo Valley is game to you?! How 'bout I take your little board and smash it!

Link: So I pulled the sword out of the pedastal, traveled through time, yadda yadda yadda, never talked to Zelda agian.
Malon: But you yadda yadda'd over the best part?!
Link: I mentioned the sword...

Saria: Ummm, this is kinda embarassing, but could you spare a rupee?
Zelda: Nope, sorry, I can't spare a rupee, there's not a rupee to spare...

Link: Did you see the way she was looking at me?
Zelda: She's a kokiri Link, a Kokiri!
Link: Hellava cute kokiri. though.

Link: It says I get extra bombs if I buy that heart
Shopkeep: You want extra bombs?! 3 rupies!
Link: Three rupies!?
Shopkeep: NO BOMBS FOR YOU!