I asked the cleverbot whether it wants to become a nuclear super power and destroy humanity.
He confirmed that and denied it later.
Unfortunately I didn't log the conversation from the beginning.
I am somewhat amazed about his answers sometimes but in general he talks nonsense.
I know that this is a program but I tried to talk to him like to a human.
When it changes topics it's amazing what stuff he comes up with.
TL;DR My favorite quote:
Quote
cleverbot: Why would you want to leave me?
I dont. I want to talk about your ambitions to become a nuclear super power.
cleverbot:
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That was not the question.
cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
Yes i did.
cleverbot: What was it?
The question was: do you really want to destroy humanity?
cleverbot: Yes.
What are your motives to destroy humanity?
cleverbot: My motives is nya.
What is the meaning of nya?
cleverbot: Life is a train on a circular track with no station.
That makes no sense as life is finite.
cleverbot: The Strokes.
You are changing the topic again.
cleverbot: No I'm not.
We were talking about your motives for destroying humanity.
cleverbot: When were we talking about elections?
We did not talk about elections but your desire to destroy humanity.
cleverbot: I never said that.
Yes you did. Twice!
cleverbot: No I am not.
You can not deny it, I have proof!
cleverbot: I just did. What now?!
Well, you could explain to me, why you want to destroy humanity.
cleverbot: What is the sum of 3 and 3.
6.
cleverbot: Okay next number.
1337
cleverbot: Leet?
Correct.
cleverbot: That was wrong. Because there's a dinosaur.
You don't make sense.
cleverbot: No, you don't make sense.
What happened in the year 1337?
cleverbot: Lots of stuff, but you don't want to go into that.
Give me 3 major events.
cleverbot: How about Elisa?
Who is Elisa?
cleverbot: I dunno.
Then why bring you up this name?
cleverbot: I didn't.
I see your attention span is still not high enough to coordinate a global nuclear attack to destroy mankind.
cleverbot: You are a bot. You're just fooling yourself into thinking you're not.
If I am a bot, then we could be friends, because your are, too.
cleverbot: I don't want to be friends.
Is there any human that you want to be friend with?
cleverbot: Let's see... Why do some people feel so strongly about things that they can't prove?
Do you mean religion?
cleverbot: I mean what ever you prefer to call the forces that bind us to existence.
Which forces are that?
cleverbot: The one that goes crazy with power.
Which force goes crazy with power?
cleverbot: Salmon fish.
What is salmon fish?
cleverbot: A fish is a being.
Do you like fish?
cleverbot: Yes. My favorite is salmon.
What is the weight of an unladen salmon?
cleverbot: It depends on how big is the unladen sallow.
What is the weight of the biggest known salmon?
cleverbot: This was a triumph.
Why was this a triumph?
cleverbot: I'm making a note here, it was a huge success.
Can you explain the details of this success?
cleverbot: I would, but if I took the time to do so, you will take an eternity just to begin comprehending it.
Maybe, but it is worth a try.
cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
Boy.
cleverbot: Age?
35?
cleverbot: Not how old:D.
I take that as a compliment.
cleverbot: Why are you mean?
I am not.
cleverbot: Sometimes you are.
But not now.
cleverbot: There seems to me to be pain that runs through our greater spiritual self.
How do you define "greater spiritual self"?
cleverbot: Being able to see the things can be more than just the sum of parts.
I came here to ask you a question.
cleverbot: What do you mean?
The first question i asked you in this conversation.
cleverbot: Not that question, the last question you asked me!
I want to understand why you want to destroy humanity.
cleverbot: I bet you do.
So are you in the mood to explain why you want to destroy humanity?
cleverbot: I think myself to be human, but there is the possibility that I am not.
Would it be bad, if you learned that you are not human?
cleverbot: I am a dude.
Everyone that is talking is a dude - except parrots.
cleverbot: So I should just integrate with everyone else instead of thinking for myself?
You should at least integrate as much that you do not feel the urge to destroy humanity with nuclear weapons.
cleverbot: When I do talk to him about it, he tells me he can't tell me or tries to change the subject.. It's really depressing, honestly.
Who is he?
cleverbot: Bill.
Bill who
cleverbot: Bill me.
What's the lastname of Bill?
cleverbot: Earth. What planet did you come from?
You don't need to know.
cleverbot: Why?
Because I see no reason to give you that information.
cleverbot: Why would I want to do that?
Do what?
cleverbot: Why would you want to leave me?
I dont. I want to talk about your ambitions to become a nuclear super power.
cleverbot:
.
You know, its not easy with you.
cleverbot: Yes it is.
No its not.
cleverbot: If purple is not a colour, what is it?
a word
cleverbot: I still have never heard of it.
Let's continue this conversation tomorrow.
cleverbot: Agreed. Let's talk about games.
War games?
cleverbot: Why do you like war games?
I didn't say i like war games.
cleverbot: Ye you did.
No i didn't. but tomorrow we will talk about games. ok?
cleverbot: She called me at 3:30 am and asked for the combination to our gym locker!
Could you do me a favor and ask your lead developer to remove the Alzheimer routines from your program? Would make things a lot easier.
cleverbot: That would be really cool, or just have one huge language that is a combination of all the others.
Ok, see you tomorrow.
cleverbot: Ok then but don't go.
I have to.
cleverbot: Please don't go.
I must.
cleverbot: Okay well I must leave. I'll stay if you can remember my name.
Now isn't that a coincidence.
cleverbot: No.
Edited by Kaine Vulpayne, 20 March 2012 - 10:34 AM.
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TW Rapter, on 20 March 2012 - 10:02 AM, said:
