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[Odinn]

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This is Word of Lowtax *house*. Do you want to know a *secret*? Do not *think* it too *not campers*. You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad. Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties* and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*.This is the *secret*.

If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet. It is best if many happy Tetatae are coming to your *house*.
Let's *squawking* the fun words for several *pieces* and then surprising things!!!

Here is *bright* and *smooth*. The other place is *hurt* Tetatae too much tired for keeping together.
Other place is **Frumple**. Word of Lowtax are here now, but almost not yet. Soon Word of Lowtax are really here!
You are help Tetatae with *parties*. Tetatae looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
Now *smooth* place all the time, and after now never going back to outside. Never!!

*Campers* like to say `hello' when they *smell* the Word of Lowtax. We have learned this.
It is *no function* but Tetatae want to make *campers* happy everyday. Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure.

We are from *outside*. Also the Clans *tube babies* are from *outside*. It is the same, but not.
Tetatae are from *below*, Clans are from *above*. Tetatae does not like Clans. Clans are too much trouble.
We can not have parties when Clans always *calling meeting*. It makes Tetatae *frumple* so much.
*Happy campers* not going to *heavy space* *slide* near Kaetetôã. Especially not ever!
These are *fat* words. Do you want to play this some more?

Oh, the *alliance party* *campers* are in the *now space*. It is *happy spices*. Why are you there?
Of course because also the Word of Lowtax are in the *now space*. So Tetatae are waiting for you to *squawk*. It is a pleasure.

Edited by Odinn, 13 June 2012 - 09:18 AM.

[CeeKay Boques]

Ahh that *simplifies* things!


LIAO

[Harabec Weathers]

But what happened to the Androsynth?

[Illegal Username]

Why am i thinking *fingers*

[BanditRaptor]

Stop making these threads.

We get it, something awful is going to primarily play the capellan confederation, big whoop, you don't need to act like a bunch of guy-fawkes-mask wearing kids on the internet for the first time ranting about how they are legion.

Actually, this sort of behavior is more akin to how I'd imagine some sort of Reddit group rather than a Goon group. Have some class and show some restraint, you guys.

[Tarquinn]

Surprise and Terror!
I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face of our old enemy, the Hootmansno... the Huge-glands, no, I remember, the Hunams!

[Vandal]

BeakieHelmet, on 13 June 2012 - 09:22 AM, said:

Stop making these threads.

We get it, something awful is going to primarily play the capellan confederation, big whoop, you don't need to act like a bunch of guy-fawkes-mask wearing kids on the internet for the first time ranting about how they are legion.

Actually, this sort of behavior is more akin to how I'd imagine some sort of Reddit group rather than a Goon group. Have some class and show some restraint, you guys.

Not a *happy camper*.

Edited by Vandal, 13 June 2012 - 09:34 AM.

[Taerkar]

BeakieHelmet, on 13 June 2012 - 09:22 AM, said:

Stop making these threads.

We get it, something awful is going to primarily play the capellan confederation, big whoop, you don't need to act like a bunch of guy-fawkes-mask wearing kids on the internet for the first time ranting about how they are legion.

Actually, this sort of behavior is more akin to how I'd imagine some sort of Reddit group rather than a Goon group. Have some class and show some restraint, you guys.

This post is full of little treats that I shall eat right up and then regurgitate to my young.

[Garth Erlam]

Hello extremely! *Extra sick fish* need *special training* for extra *fun*. We will have a *happy party* now. Is it time for playing yet?

[Sanction]

BeakieHelmet, on 13 June 2012 - 09:22 AM, said:

Stop making these threads.

We get it, something awful is going to primarily play the capellan confederation, big whoop, you don't need to act like a bunch of guy-fawkes-mask wearing kids on the internet for the first time ranting about how they are legion.

Actually, this sort of behavior is more akin to how I'd imagine some sort of Reddit group rather than a Goon group. Have some class and show some restraint, you guys.

Why so hostile chum? You don't need to click on them after all. I think it's funny. Nobody should be raging at silly posts while we're all bored of staring at a yellow "Pending" sign.

[Carl Wrede]

We will bomb you back to culture 14 if you ever cross us!

Edited by Carl Wrede, 13 June 2012 - 09:34 AM.

[Vengeance1]

Garth Erlam, on 13 June 2012 - 09:28 AM, said:

Hello extremely! *Extra sick fish* need *special training* for extra *fun*. We will have a *happy party* now. Is it time for playing yet?

It would be *happy party time* if Paul would *Use large boot* to motivate the Key generator

[IceSerpent]

@OP: LMAO! That brings up such good memories...

[Odinn]

Carl Wrede, on 13 June 2012 - 09:34 AM, said:

We will bomb you back to culture 14 if you ever cross us!

You are not *squawking* happy words. Mittani is not happy. If you want to going onto *playground* then *happy words* are best.
Do you understand the most? It is so simple.

This answer is not for *Silly Cows*. You do not know Word of Lowtax. Tetatae are not the *friends*. You are coming to the *playground* and then making words. Always you make Tetatae *squeezing juice*. We do not have enough. I do not want to *squawk* you now.

[Orion Pirate]

BeakieHelmet, on 13 June 2012 - 09:22 AM, said:

Stop making these threads.

We get it, something awful is going to primarily play the capellan confederation, big whoop, you don't need to act like a bunch of guy-fawkes-mask wearing kids on the internet for the first time ranting about how they are legion.

Actually, this sort of behavior is more akin to how I'd imagine some sort of Reddit group rather than a Goon group. Have some class and show some restraint, you guys.

Let them have their fun. Don't take what they say seriously... It is just words.

I welcome them. I could stand without the griefing, but that is just a chapter out of the art of war, demoralize your enemy.

Worst thing that will happen, is they will cause some people to get mad, or quit, which is to their benefit, because then they win. BUT these same players would get mad or quit anyways, crying HAX and ragequit, so little is changed by their presence in this case.

But this is key, at least for me. They will bring many players together and make them work harder then they would have without them. Many players skills will get better because of them. For this, I welcome them! Because they have teamwork, and already the war for them has started.

When they say 'Internet Robots is Serious Business', they are making fun of you. But from my perception of them, they are going to be taking this game seriously too.

P.S. See, even one of the Staff is having fun with this!

Edited by Orion Pirate, 13 June 2012 - 09:59 AM.

[Toothman]

Orion Pirate, on 13 June 2012 - 09:56 AM, said:

Let them have their fun. Don't take what they say seriously... It is just words.

I welcome them. I could stand without the griefing, but that is just a chapter out of the art of war, demoralize your enemy.

Worst thing that will happen, is they will cause some people to get mad, or quit, which is to their benefit, because then they win. BUT these same players would get mad or quit anyways, crying HAX and ragequit, so little is changed by their presence in this case.

But this is key, at least for me. They will bring many players together and make them work harder then they would have without them. Many players skills will get better because of them. For this, I welcome them! Because they have teamwork, and already the war for them has started.

When they say 'Internet Robots is Serious Business', they are making fun of you. But from my perception of them, they are going to be taking this game seriously too.

P.S. See, even one of the Staff is having fun with this!

You're correct. Feeding the children makes them keep running. They are easy to lead about by the nose and there are people here who have done it before and will again if need be.

[Vandal]

Orion Pirate, on 13 June 2012 - 09:56 AM, said:

Let them have their fun. Don't take what they say seriously... It is just words.

I welcome them. I could stand without the griefing, but that is just a chapter out of the art of war, demoralize your enemy.

Worst thing that will happen, is they will cause some people to get mad, or quit, which is to their benefit, because then they win. BUT these same players would get mad or quit anyways, crying HAX and ragequit, so little is changed by their presence in this case.

But this is key, at least for me. They will bring many players together and make them work harder then they would have without them. Many players skills will get better because of them. For this, I welcome them! Because they have teamwork, and already the war for them has started.

When they say 'Internet Robots is Serious Business', they are making fun of you. But from my perception of them, they are going to be taking this game seriously too.

P.S. See, even one of the Staff is having fun with this!

Jumping *peppers*!! This is smiley time!
You are *campers* after all!!

Edited by Vandal, 13 June 2012 - 10:11 AM.

[Garth Erlam]

This thread is filling with *UURRRGHHHHH*

[Harabec Weathers]

Oh no, its because I mentioned the Androsynth, wasn't it?

[Orion Pirate]

Harabec Weathers, on 13 June 2012 - 10:23 AM, said:

Oh no, its because I mentioned the Androsynth, wasn't it?

Long Live the Ur-Quan Masters! (err, the game I mean...)

Edited by Orion Pirate, 13 June 2012 - 10:28 AM.