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#1621 Nekki Basara

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:52 AM

Testing: {Noble MechWarrior}

#1622 Davor

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:53 AM

I don't believe it {Noble MechWarriors}

#1623 Baudin

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:54 AM

View PostTer Ushaka, on 07 September 2013 - 09:01 PM, said:

Dear Goons: What did you do over your summer vacation?

I didn't get one :/

Dammit I need some {Noble MechWarriors} at work so I can take time off, if only I had supporters :)

Come on, now. Really. {Fan Bo.ys} is redacted?

Edited by Baudin, 20 September 2013 - 08:56 AM.


#1624 Nekki Basara

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 10:24 AM

Yup. It is. Isn't that just darling?

#1625 Kaijin

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 03:22 AM

I have a question and a statement.

The Question:
I'm sure it's been mentioned elsewhere, but I've always steered clear of the political. Still, I have always been curious why Goons picked House Liao as their faction?

The Statement:
I didn't like you in EVE, and as a semi-f.a.n. b.o.y. of all things Battletech and Mechwarrior, I didn't like you here in MWO. I have to admit though that a glimmer of appreciation for Goons has grown on me. You lot were among the first to call BS on IGPGI's community 'management' practices, long before the rest, and for this you have my thanks, FWIW.

edit: f.a.n. b.o.y. used to circumvent the 'noble mechwarrior' auto-replacement of the word

Edited by Kaijin, 23 September 2013 - 03:25 AM.


#1626 Panboy

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:19 AM

Goons are anyone who hail from somethingawful and have done many many things in all category's, Goonfleet of eve is quite infamous for being the biggest corp and destroying everyone else's fun by playing the game.

Goons are so terrible we once had a donation drive to get a bad poster banned and gathered more that $50000 for recovery aid after the earth quakes in japan. The important thing is the poster got banned really.

#1627 Allen Wren

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:22 AM

Because it was funny. No, seriously. We figured the best way to obtain maximum entertainment out of the then-forthcoming community warfare was to join the smallest and least-liked House. It would also, we thought, provide us with plenty of opportunity to make fun of the wannabe space knights of Davion, the wannabe space samurai of Kurita and the wannabe space kaisers of Steiner, specifically the sort of mechwarrior/battletech players who take those sorts of things really seriously (and probably own like three broadswords and a katana they bought off the home shopping network.) Similarly, our adoption of the noble Tetatae and Word of Blake imagery; we know they're going to annoy the sort of person who'd rather care about getting their batchall correct than about winning the game. Because that's what we were here for, originally. Turns out the most popular game mode ended up being Forumwarrior Online.

While I can't speak to Goonswarm's activities in EVE because it is a bad game and the Word of Lowtax does not support the playing of bad games, I can merely shrug and point out that the vast majority of the Word's goon mech operators have never played EVE, or, like in my case, tried the free trial for a couple hours, did not find any fun within, and immediately moved on to more interesting things.

Like watching paint dry.

Edited by Allen Wren, 23 September 2013 - 09:23 AM.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:37 AM

RIP this dead bad game. RIP in peace yolo

#1629 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:43 AM

Sup MP, what you playing these days?

#1630 moderatepudding

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:42 PM

pretty much just csgo at this point, when i play video games, but im garbage at it, probably the worst in kdr

in other vaguely related news ikarti died and nephyx mostly stopped playing games with us even though hes my fiancee since he joined a vaguely professional csgo team, and we struggle to get even 5 people together at a time to play csgo. rip kdr

e: oh since we've already got allen wren(whoever taht is) and ohsh in there so its basically a free for all and you seem okay, kdr hangs around on #kdr on synirc. come visit us we're lonely, bring and/or tell your friends or whoever really i dont care

e2: also i finally got my copy of ulillillia's book since i lost my first one and i took some pictures of it with my phone here u go, you can even see a little bit of the coffee table nephyx made too

http://i.imgur.com/3sgKdoQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0IsKbrg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YjVRroj.jpg

Edited by moderatepudding, 24 September 2013 - 04:12 PM.


#1631 GaussDragon

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:37 PM

View PostAllen Wren, on 23 September 2013 - 09:22 AM, said:

Because it was funny. No, seriously. We figured the best way to obtain maximum entertainment out of the then-forthcoming community warfare was to join the smallest and least-liked House. It would also, we thought, provide us with plenty of opportunity to make fun of the wannabe space knights of Davion, the wannabe space samurai of Kurita and the wannabe space kaisers of Steiner, specifically the sort of mechwarrior/battletech players who take those sorts of things really seriously (and probably own like three broadswords and a katana they bought off the home shopping network.) Similarly, our adoption of the noble Tetatae and Word of Blake imagery; we know they're going to annoy the sort of person who'd rather care about getting their batchall correct than about winning the game. Because that's what we were here for, originally. Turns out the most popular game mode ended up being Forumwarrior Online.

And I was going to have a lot of fun watching you do it. So much potential teardom. I lament the loss of all that schadenfreude that never was.

#1632 Allen Wren

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:09 PM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 24 September 2013 - 03:42 PM, said:

allen wren(whoever taht is)


Modpud doesn't like me. I'm hurt. Wounded, even.

#1633 moderatepudding

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:13 PM

sorry but i seriously still dont know who you are, i cant dislike you because i know literally nothing about you except that youve been around since forever and gwaihir likes you

#1634 Allen Wren

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:29 PM

Oh, well, fair enough. I'm bad at games. I occasionally yell about games. The rest of the time I chill. That's about it.

#1635 Chronojam

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:54 PM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 24 September 2013 - 07:13 PM, said:

sorry but i seriously still dont know who you are, i cant dislike you because i know literally nothing about you except that youve been around since forever and gwaihir likes you

I think he runs some kind of radio show on Sirius XM.

#1636 Gwaihir

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:57 PM

View PostGaussDragon, on 24 September 2013 - 06:37 PM, said:

And I was going to have a lot of fun watching you do it. So much potential teardom. I lament the loss of all that schadenfreude that never was.


rip mwo, your designers trolled the player base far better than we ever could.

#1637 Kaijin

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:21 PM

View PostGwaihir, on 24 September 2013 - 08:57 PM, said:


rip mwo, your designers trolled the player base far better than we ever could.


Maybe you should induct the Devs as honorary Goons?

#1638 Nekki Basara

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:29 PM

They already are goons, we infiltrated PGI years ago in preparation for this day.

#1639 fil5000

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:31 PM

Everyone is a goon.

#1640 Crazyeyes244

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:52 PM

I have a question, do Goons discriminate against people with bee allergies?



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