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The Space B@stards were begotten centuries ago and each convicted of the most repugnant and awesome crimes. Imprisoned in suspended animation and launched into space on a prison ship, they drifted around the galaxy, getting grumpier and grumpier with each passing century.
Finally, House Marik, in its hour of most dire need, turned to the last true badasses in the universe: the Space B@stards. Only their brand of hardcore asswhuppin and snarky banter can save freedom and make money. They were thawed-out, dumped into mechs, and promised that - if they are victorious - they will be painlessly executed. It is for this dazzling future that they now do battle.
Space B@stards is based in the United States of America, the best union of states IN THE WORLD, but they accept players from other inferior nations just so long as they talk America language. There are no requirements except that you play smart. You don't have to do anything redonk like turn the game into your life or wear our t-shirt or sign-up for forums or download programs or anything you don't want to do, just so long as you play really well and don't let your team down.
So if you're good at this game and you play it to kick gAuSS and make other mechs explode, and you don't want so much of the bother that usually goes with an organized group, just friend either me or Spook Island, send us a message, we'll get you in a group and see how it goes. It's laid-back but that doesn't mean casual; you have to be skilled.
For the moment we use C3 to communicate but we're looking at all options including carrier pigeon and seaborne message-bottles.
Edited by ARTIEthestrongestmanINTHEWORLD, 30 October 2012 - 04:29 AM.
