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[MouseNo4]

...to the poor mechanic who has to repair your busted up mech after every match. Just your last match will do.

My Raven.
Enemy Atlas
Gauss Rifle
Left leg
Damned lucky shot.

[Vassago Rain]

It's a complicated story. You don't want to hear the details.

[Noth]

I was the only one who had the balls to step out of cover to shoot something.

[General Kaos]

My Hunchie
Team Atlas
*&@! Alpha strike
Right Leg (blown off)
Really cheesed off!

[Blackburne]

It was like that when I got it, I swear!

[Viper69]

Atlas K, 2xAC20 catapult to the rear+XL engine=poor me afterwards.

Edited by Viper69, 13 November 2012 - 12:14 PM.

[Mu]

"You should see the other guy"

[Tuoweit]

Yeah I know it's a wreck, but you shoulda seen the other guy!

EDIT: Doh, ninja'd!

Edited by Tuoweit, 13 November 2012 - 12:19 PM.

[Lin Shai]

You see ... there was this Jenner, and everyone was chasing it ...

[Comassion]

I was ordered to check the cave, but I ran into a Grue...

[Franchi]

" I killed 6 of them"

[Agent of Change]

Excerpts from a conversation overheard in my mechbay:

"No, really i swear i didn't have any armor when I left...
...
No, no I'm fairly sure that you didn't put ablative armor over teh engine last time...
.....
Oh, that laser burn is from the... uh... factory, yeah thats it, the factory.
....
All i'm saying is I'm lucky to have survived that last deployment, what with you not fixing the mech properly and all I could have been killed."

Edited by Agent of Change, 13 November 2012 - 12:29 PM.

[Penance]

I'm paying you. fix it, no questions.

[Taryys]

*looks to the forlorn looking mechanics*
*looks back to the slagged mech frame with parts missing*

*shrugs*

"I got nothing"

*walks away*

Edited by Taryys, 13 November 2012 - 12:26 PM.

[Agent of Change]

Penance, on 13 November 2012 - 12:25 PM, said:

I'm paying you. fix it, no questions.

Alternatively...

"I won't tell you how to bolt it on, and you won't ask me how it came off."


EDITED: Because won't isn't spelled wan't

Edited by Agent of Change, 13 November 2012 - 12:35 PM.

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

"I mean, there were 8 other guys that really didn't like me..."

[Stormur Herra]

My commando.
Most of the enemy team.
Every part of it.
Fast moving small target + torso twisting.

At least it's not my fancy one with the Endo, FF, Artemis, XL engine, etc. That one costs just under 50k to fix when it gets busted all over. That's more than my Cata (Of course my cata is big and slow and gets cored from behind a whole lot more.)

[Icebound]

"I don't pay you THIS much to ask questions."

[Warchanter]

"It's like this because YOU put on CRAP weapons! I ran right up to the Atlas and blasted him with my LRM 20's AND my PPC's and they didn't do anything!! So then I figured I'd get outta there and when I was like 300m away my small laser and my SRM's didn't even make a dent!! Install something that works for a change grease monkey!..."

Mechanic:

[Bagheera]

You guys have mechanics?

In the Kungesarme we have to do our own repairs!!!

Comassion, on 13 November 2012 - 12:20 PM, said:

I was ordered to check the cave, but I ran into a Grue...

Also, ^^^^^^ Thread winner.