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[Thirdrail]

I'm a big They Might be Giants fan, and I often drive a PPC catapult. This just sort of happened as I played, and then I decided to write it down and share it with you people. It's dumb, but, you know, whatever.

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Particle cat, Particle cat.
Jumpin' around in my party hat.
What's that noise? My AMS.
Particle cat.

Is he a cat, or is he a mech?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water cool him instead?
Probably both, Particle cat.

Gaussy cat, Gaussy cat.
Gaussy cat hates Particle cat.
They have a fight, Gaussy wins.
Gaussy cat.

Atlas man, Atlas man.
Size of the entire atlas man.
Usually grinds on smaller man.
Atlas man.

He's got a lock with a laser hand,
an LRM and a cannon hand.
When they fire it's goodbye land.
Powerful man, Atlas man.

Jenner man, Jenner man.
Fast as a duck in a frying pan.
Lives his life in a flying can.
Jenner man.

Is he assault, or is he scout?
Who can tell with collisions out?
Why'd they amp out Jenner man?
Luckiest man, Jenner man.

Streaky cat, Streaky cat
Streaky cat hates Jenner's hat.
They have a fight, Streaky wins.
Streaky cat.

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Here's the real song for people who have no idea what's going on.

[MadMarauder]

lolz!!!!

[Peter Wolfe]

Genius If anything hits you when "Istanbul" rolls around please share that too!

[Thirdrail]

Thanks, guys!

I tried to karaoke Istanbul once, actually, and it was a total disaster. I was all excited from having nailed a Violent Femmes song, and got in way, way, over my head trying to do TMBG. lol

[Lt Limpy]

That made my day.

[Daekar]

Brilliant. Simply brilliant!