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[Jack Corban]

Ok Guys i dunno what you've been doing the last 20 Years but i played alot of Battletech.

So one thing that always got me pumping was the RP aspect of the Game if you played longer campaigns and fellt a strong bond to some of your Mechwarriors.

We used to make them say somthing each time it was their turn. And every now and then well that were their last words.

Post one if you had the same experience or you know one thats funny.

I'll start us off.

"Lancer 3 to Lance 1 Actual does this building look weird to you ?"
"Lancer 3 this is Actual thats not a building thats a Masakkk..-static-...!"

Have fun.

Edited by Jack Corban, 22 April 2012 - 11:48 AM.

[Morashtak]

"Atlas on my six!"

[eZZip]

We honour the memory of Morashtak, whose last words were "Atlas on my six."

[Costello]

I would have to say my famous last words were at one time. " the rest of you move to their flank, I can keep the loki and vulture busy."

[Orzorn]

"I'll pilot my Urbanmech!"

[Scav]

"Look what I can do."

[Death Blossom]

LEEERRROOOYYYY JEEENNNNKKKKINNNNSSS!

or

At least I have chicken.

[Ziincarla]

"Hey guys. Wanna see something cool?"

[Lt muffins]

(scenario 1)
*In mech cockpit* "sh*t spilt my drink"

(scenario 2)
"hey guys what this"

(scenario 3)
"heat sinks, I dont need no stinking heatsinks."
[This pilot fell victim to one suprized Firestarter]

(scenario 4)
"its just a scout lance we can take them"
[it was a scout lance, a Steiner scout lance]

(senairo 5)
"its just an Urbie, it cant do much"

Edited by Lt muffins, 22 April 2012 - 04:49 PM.

[Gun Bear]

"That's not a space station! That's your mother!"

Shortly before being shot in the back

Edited by Gun Bear, 22 April 2012 - 04:47 PM.

[Hayden]

*From Cockpit of Locust*
"Atlas Spotted! Going in hot!"

[Dragon Lady]

Far too often, my last words were, "Oh, ****"

These words have been preceded by, "I fire my blazer at the Elemental's back."

"I should be able to make that jump!"

"I try to hack into the Precentor's computer."

(Yes, our group spent as much time playing outside our 'Mechs as we did inside.)

[John Talbert]

I'll scout over this ridge.

[LordKnightFandragon]

My famous last wors are not MW related...but when my uncle dad and I were flying ME109s in IL2 against Bots....we saw Russian P40s and P39s...It was like 8 or them, 3 of us and a few AI buddies...I said

"Bah, they are just P40's they are suckasstic planes"....we were all dead within 2 minutes to the loss of none of them...this was like our 5th flight in the game lol....

As for Mechwarrior: Im in my Masakari, my brother is watching me fight off like a full lance or more of Mediums and a heavy or so.....he goes "Your gunna die"...I say, "Bullshit, ive taken on way more then this before and won"...that is right before the AI turns on their aim bots and cores my mech within a minute....

Edited by LordKnightFandragon, 22 April 2012 - 04:59 PM.

[Johannes Falkner]

"What's that sound?"

"It's just infantry..."

"They don't even have mechs...." (Chapparals, though...)

"That battle armor doesn't even have ranged weapons..." (said about a squad of light battle armor with portable TAG gear...)

[The Boneshaman]

Jenner pilot to Atlas pilot:
"HA HA my i'm behind you"
*Atlas 2 rear mLaser to Jenner's RT. ammo crit hit*

[Xenois Shalashaska]

(MWLL)

I got a medium mech on radar, its ok i got him ( me in my mauler & 1 minute later).... **** i need help. 4 mechs running passive sensor.

[Claw55]

"Contact bearing 005, it's a Marauder! No, wait, sorry, it's a Catapult! No, wait maybe it IS a Maraud-"
-Me, circa 3050.

Edited by Claw55, 22 April 2012 - 05:27 PM.

[Skye Storm]

When we are done, lets put it on youtube.
and
"Sensors online, Weapons online, wait... were you piloting another mech last week."
"Yes...Yes I was madame computer. Wait what are you doing?"
"Time to eject sweetie."
"****"
That is how a mechwarrior and the mech break up.

Yes I treat my mech like a lady, ya got a problem. Wanna fight about it.

Edited by Skye Storm, 22 April 2012 - 05:32 PM.

[Kreisel]

"Nothing on radar here, sir."
"Hmm, That's not a design I recognize."
"Stay on target, Stay on target..."
"One more shot, just one more clean shot is all I need..."
"Will someone please get this annoying little Flea off my back!"