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#141 Tasorin

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 11:08 AM

View PostCartman726, on 26 November 2012 - 08:02 PM, said:

Thank you all. I appreciate your loving support. I shall not cave in to the oppression Obama's Mechwarrior. I am forming the Tea-Fafnir movement which will take back our nation and reduce moderator control just as the dev's back in Mechwarrior 4 planned. #SarahPalin2016


Will there be pie, punch and super trolls in this Tea-Fafnir movement?

#142 Insidious Johnson

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:31 PM

View PostTasorin, on 01 December 2012 - 11:08 AM, said:


Will there be pie, punch and super trolls in this Tea-Fafnir movement?

The way you say it made it sound so leftist and Anti-Carmanistic.

#143 Psykosis

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:43 PM

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kills are for noobs. I worked with the United Way earlier today to support victims of hurricane sandy and donated all my kills in the match to baddies.
BUAHUAHAHAHA! win.

#144 WaddeHaddeDudeda

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 02:45 PM

Rumors say that there will be an option available within the next patch to spend MC's in order to be able to punch Cart into his face.

#145 MavRCK

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:58 PM

Herp de derp derp derp

#146 Cartman726

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:58 PM

What happens when you fight against 3 KaoS Legion in your premade? you get put in the dirt. /Yawn. Crappin on premades all day


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Edited by Cartman726, 03 December 2012 - 09:59 PM.


#147 Broceratops

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:43 AM

i have joined you as 1/5 star forum rating

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 01:05 PM

Cartman good thread it's nice to expose the hypersensitives who can't get its a joke. Ironically they just give moar gaffes. The "moderators" need some serious firing. Hacking because your kdr is good.. yeah that is ******* pathetic. Stinks of RAM.

Edited by machine, 04 December 2012 - 01:08 PM.


#149 Socket7

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 01:21 PM

Terrible aim is an epidemic among players. It's horrible to watch spectator views sometimes. "oh look! He's right on target for an alpha strike on the back of a shutdown mech! Easy kill! ... why isn't he shooting, his heat and ammo is fine. SHOOT!!! Oh my god he missed a stationary mech at 90 meters! How do you do that!?"

I wonder what the percentage of people who truly have lag shielding issues VS those who cannot aim or lead targets.

#150 Tasorin

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:08 PM

This thread brought to you by the letter "P" and the name "Enis".

#151 Cartman726

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:34 AM

This just in: Glory offers her blazer as an offering to my greatness. Framing this badboy up on the wall.

#152 MEGABOT 5

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:45 AM

View PostSocket7, on 04 December 2012 - 01:21 PM, said:

Terrible aim is an epidemic among players. It's horrible to watch spectator views sometimes. "oh look! He's right on target for an alpha strike on the back of a shutdown mech! Easy kill! ... why isn't he shooting, his heat and ammo is fine. SHOOT!!! Oh my god he missed a stationary mech at 90 meters! How do you do that!?"

I wonder what the percentage of people who truly have lag shielding issues VS those who cannot aim or lead targets.


I thought spectator mode was broken?

I've seen mechs blow up 2/3rds off the screen, with the lasers appearing to shoot into a hill, with the kill awarded as normal!

#153 Glory in the Highest

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 07:48 AM

View PostCartman726, on 05 December 2012 - 12:34 AM, said:

This just in: Glory offers her blazer as an offering to my greatness. Framing this badboy up on the wall.


I'm so glad you liked it!

#154 Cartman726

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:18 AM

View PostGlory, on 05 December 2012 - 07:48 AM, said:


I'm so glad you liked it!


You're welcome my child. And for your loyal offering, I shall grant thee one question to ask my atlasiness

#155 xZaOx

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:45 PM

Cartman once told me "Every line I speak is like Moses bringing 10 to the weak." Truth be told.

#156 Tasorin

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 03:34 PM

View PostCartman726, on 05 December 2012 - 11:18 AM, said:


You're welcome my child. And for your loyal offering, I shall grant thee one question to ask my atlasiness


Is it true, do the Snozberries taste like Snozberries?

#157 Cartman726

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 05:20 PM

View PostTasorin, on 05 December 2012 - 03:34 PM, said:


Is it true, do the Snozberries taste like Snozberries?


SIR OK SIR, SIR, EXCUSE ME SIR, YES YOU WITH THE KICK *** RADIO VOICE, YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THE THE DIGNIFIED HONOR OF ASKING ME A QUESTION SIR. ONLY GLORY!

#158 Randall Flagg

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:44 PM

This is the only thread worth reading on this forum.

#159 Glory in the Highest

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 09:50 PM

View PostCartman726, on 05 December 2012 - 11:18 AM, said:


You're welcome my child. And for your loyal offering, I shall grant thee one question to ask my atlasiness



What color is your sweat rag?

#160 Cartman726

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:53 PM

View PostGlory, on 05 December 2012 - 09:50 PM, said:



What color is your sweat rag?






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