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#41 CoffiNail

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:24 PM

View PostIron Harlequin, on 06 May 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

Quick captioned a meme

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Unless your Nicholas Kerensky during the SLDF's second exodus, he simply walked into Strana Mechty ^_^

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:28 PM

View PostIron Harlequin, on 06 May 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

Quick captioned a meme

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no, you have to annihilate a clan first.

#43 Deathz Jester

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:57 PM

Read the book where that happened. It was hilarious

#44 Akaryu

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 06:49 PM

Steiner Has Good Intel! that oughta have yall in stiches i'll wager :)

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:34 PM

View PostJaegerwolf, on 29 April 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:

So a Warhammer walks into a bar.....

Spoiler




Boo! Hiss!

#46 Malkinn Kerensky

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

View PostCoralld, on 03 May 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

How most mech pilots see the Kodiak...
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How Light mech pilots see the Kodiak...
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+1 for the PedoMech!

#47 Alexander Fury

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:02 PM

View PostGun Bear, on 28 April 2012 - 05:54 PM, said:

I got a good one!

Dark Age!!!


This would be considered bad comedy! HA!

View PostCobaltRaptor, on 26 April 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

That explains why i had no idea what it was, never was a big Mechassault fan.


HAHAHA! Mech Assault fans......now THAT'S funny!!

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:37 PM

Q. How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. What's a Smoke Jaguar?

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:44 PM

View PostCTGrafitti, on 10 May 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

Q. How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. What's a Smoke Jaguar?


HAHA!!!! BURN!!!
Smoke Jags are an endangered species right?

Q: What weighs 95 tons, has jump jets and mounts a Gauss Rifle?
A: I dunno, but I'm getting the hell out of here!

Edited by Alexander Fury, 10 May 2012 - 02:42 PM.


#50 CobaltRaptor

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:49 PM

Q: What do you get when you cross the Battletech Universe, and Writers who are really, Really, REALLY high?


A: Mechassault 2 storyline

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:03 PM

View PostCobaltRaptor, on 10 May 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

Q: What do you get when you cross the Battletech Universe, and Writers who are really, Really, REALLY high?


A: Mechassault 2 storyline


Not high, just die hard battle armor fans!

So a Raven and a Jenner walk into a bar...

The next day the pilots get reprimanded for destroying the commander's favorite drinking spot!

#52 Threat Doc

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:29 PM

Hakiyah? Why did you delete that joke... that was fantastic!!

#53 Hakija

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:19 PM

View PostKay Wolf, on 10 May 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:

Hakiyah? Why did you delete that joke... that was fantastic!!


the html tags were screwing up the display. Let me see if I can get it display right


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Prince Magnusson's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"
St.. Peter responded, "That's Kai Allard-Liao's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that Kai told only two lies in his life."
"Where's Takashi Kurita's clock?" asked the man.
"Kurita's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

#54 Threat Doc

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 06:27 PM

Ah, there it is... that's a funny joke.

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 09:24 AM

How do you keep a clanner busy for hours? Scroll Down to find out






















How Do you keep a clanner busy for hours? Scroll Up to find out.

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

I think I broke my scroll wheel.

#57 Adridos

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:06 PM

View PostAce Hole, on 11 May 2012 - 02:04 PM, said:

I think I broke my scroll wheel.

You can still drag the bar on the right... ;)

#58 Coralld

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 05:51 PM

View PostAdridos, on 11 May 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:

You can still drag the bar on the right... :blink:

But that would be barbaric.

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 01:31 PM

Old school ComStar.


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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

An Ghost Bear warrior landed at Starport in Rasalhague, at the control the officer asked: occupation? and the Ghost Bear warrior answers: no just for visit !

Edited by daneiel varna, 27 May 2012 - 01:18 PM.




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