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[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for that freezer having been emptied by visiting relatives, and it not yet being restocked

[Coralld]

I blame you for having family come over and eat your Salmon.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for me wanting to blame you for that.
I dislike cooking most things, fish being one of them.

[Coralld]

I blame you for not having a women in your life who likes to cook so you don't have to.

Edited by Coralld, 14 July 2014 - 07:15 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for what women I have in my life doing just as much, if not more cooking than I do.

However, being currently jobless, life is easier when I help out with such chores.
Even when not jobless, it helps keep them happy, and takes little actual effort.

[Coralld]

I blame you for b*tching for no reason then.

Edited by Coralld, 14 July 2014 - 07:35 PM.

[XphR]

I blame you for being censored.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for scrubbing toilets being lower on my "this job sucks" list than cooking.
(as in, I would rather scrub the toilet than cook)

It ain't complaining for no reason with that as a fact (and I frequently do get out of cooking by doing other cores - just not often enough! )

[Atlai]

I blame you for the necessity of human beings having to eat at all.

[XphR]

I blame you for humans eating at malls.

[Tank]

I blame you for for not allowing me be fat.

Edited by Tank, 15 July 2014 - 05:52 AM.

[Coralld]

I blame you for not eating more.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for eating food from another universe.

[Coralld]

I blame you for not having a TV remote that also opens up interdimensional doorways like in that 1995 show, Sliders.

[XphR]

I blame you for the the downward spiral of warped multiverses he would inevitably visit.
Until he hits cat world, then.. you could always pass yourself off as a servant of the high paw.

[Sparks Murphey]

Somehow, I feel you and you alone are responsible for the alternative universe where kittens browse the internet for cute pictures of humans.

[XphR]

I blame you for making me like a non blame post.

[Sparks Murphey]

Just because I don't use the word "blame" doesn't mean I'm not holding someone responsible. And you should know that.

[XphR]

You are quite correct however, as 'somehow' only denotes a speculative grasp of correlation, I have been given distant approval to scoff at your fault.

[Atlai]

I blame you for not sticking with the already approved method of blame found in this thread.