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[Nightmare1]

StompingOnTanks, on 01 March 2015 - 06:11 PM, said:

I blame you for people in the UK only being allowed to own 2+1 shot rifles and shotguns.

Seriously - if you have a record so clean and a determination to own a gun so strong as to be able and willing to jump through all of the loopholes you need to own a gun in a place like the UK, you should be allowed to buy any damn gun you want.

But being a pro-gun American who's lived in a house with multiple guns my whole life (one of them loaded) I'm naturally biased on this subject.

On a less politically controversial note, I blame you for my sickness that started this morning.

I heard that!

...I blame you for me not having an AR yet.

[StompingOnTanks]

(You live in the UK?)

I blame you for reverse throwing knives. You stab them into a wooden board, and then you stand back and try to catch them as they fly backwards into your hand.

It's not nearly as safe as normal throwing knives and has no practical hunting, sport or self defense use, but it makes you look like you have the force, which you can use to impress females.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for permanent perms.

[Nightmare1]

StompingOnTanks, on 01 March 2015 - 06:19 PM, said:

(You live in the UK?)

I blame you for reverse throwing knives. You stab them into a wooden board, and then you stand back and try to catch them as they fly backwards into your hand.

It's not nearly as safe as normal throwing knives and has no practical hunting, sport or self defense use, but it makes you look like you have the force, which you can use to impress females.

No, I live in the US. I just don't have the money for an AR, lol.

I do have throwing knives though. Mine stick into the wood, so they are more functional, even if I don't get to impress the ladies with "the Force!"

I blame you now for confusing me with someone living in the UK!

Edited by Nightmare1, 01 March 2015 - 06:41 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for Germany being my favorite European country. I mostly wouldn't mind living there.

[Atlai]

I blame you for me forgoing the language of my people to focus on less productive things.


That language is Akkadian.

Edited by Mason West, 02 March 2015 - 03:46 PM.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for me originally reading that as Arkadian like in the Star Wars KOTOR game, lol.

[Atlai]

I blame you for not knowing that having a social life is unhealthy and not recommended.

Marack Drock, on 02 March 2015 - 04:01 PM, said:

Interesting. I learned how to read ancient Akkadian for school... a long long long long long long long long time ago. I am really rusty now lol.

Cuneiform? I used to be able to read that too.

I can however fluently read Bionicle

[Atlai]

Marack Drock, on 02 March 2015 - 04:32 PM, said:

Yes. I read 2 dialects of Cuniform. Both Akkadian and then Sumarian dialects. My Sumarian is more up to date than my poor Akkadian though .

I also did at one time know Bionicle (cause you know I grew up on that stuff. I remember the first generation and I got the first Brown one -can't remember the name- and so I spent about 7 years collecting the masks). I have like 50 someodd masks.

I blame you that my girl came to me the day before our date and said I don't want to be in a relationship.........
Forever Alone... *sigh*

Yeah I think I could only read Sumerian.

Pohatu... Toa of rock and wearing the mask of speed, which allows him to become a brown robotic Sonic... God I was too in to bionicles growing up... I have over 80% of the sets...

That sucks dude, I"m pretty sure we all have been there though. I know it sounds stupid but it does actually get better lol.

I blame you for how much money I have spent on Bionicles.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for how much I spent on airsoft guns.

Never, ever buying airsoft again...

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 02 March 2015 - 04:58 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for my neck hurting.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for there being no baker in K-Town.

Only a tailor specializing in leggings

[Sizzles]

I blame you for my skiis needing wax.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for not waxing eloquent about it

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for my phone needing an oil change.

[TheSilken]

I blame you because you are not an Akkadian like Mathayus the Scorpion King

Edited by TheSilken, 03 March 2015 - 07:51 AM.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for the Scorpion King not being able to get a Dairy Queen Blizzard when he wanted one. Everybody needs at least one of those in their life!

Off-Topic:
@S Morgenstern, did you pick your name based on the author of The Princess Bride? If so, way cool! If not, talk about a coincidence, lol.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for owning an Anaconda in the first place.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for giving me Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for it taking 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.