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#5741 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 03:23 PM

I blame you for War Thunder having mechs.

#5742 Iothil

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 12:18 AM

I blame you for april weather. snow, wind, sunshine, snow, more wind, rain, more snow. Sounds like bad song lyrics

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:37 AM

I blame you for beach mosquitoes excelling at advanced wind dynamics. Had a midnight picnic and I swear the little punks were walking up wind and jumping into the air currents coming off of the water.. they would hit so hard I think a few broke their faces off on impact and would just leave a funnel attached to my ankle for the next ones to target.

#5744 MarineTech

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:04 AM

I blame you for stinging trees.

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 04:45 PM

I blame you for trees uprooting themselves and combining to form Tree Voltron and wreaking havoc on the innocent.

THIS IS WHY AMERICANS HAVE GUNS.

#5746 MarineTech

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 12:30 AM

I blame you over me as to why we have guns.

I thought it was for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

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#5747 XphR

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 01:28 AM

I blame you for not realizing its definitely to stop Tree Voltron from converting us into an army of cellulose mulchmen of the shrubian empire.

#5748 MarineTech

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 09:47 AM

I blame you for not knowing there is only ONE way to stop Tree Voltron and the mulchmen of the shrubian empire.

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#5749 XphR

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 01:57 PM

I blame you for not knowing they expect and have countermeasures prepared for such circumstances.



#5750 MarineTech

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 02:23 PM

I blame you for not realizing there is always MOAR FIRE!!!!!

I give you... FIRE TORNADOS!!!

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 03:01 PM

I blame you for dangerously damp allegiances the trees have in place.
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#5752 MarineTech

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 04:19 PM

I blame you for not realizing that we have EVEN MOAR FIRE. We can also set water on fire now.

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Burn trees BURRRRRNNNN! That's for all the pollen that makes me sneezy every year. And all the yellow powder on my car.... And for all those pine cones I had to turn into bird feeders in grade school.

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 04:38 PM

I blame you for being lucky enough for your pollen to be in such low count as to still appear yellow. The oaks are spewing full on green death this time of year. I feel like my eyes have been rosined. Bring the fire PLOX!

#5754 Sizzles

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 05:40 PM

I blame you for the people on ArmA who cant ****ing fly!

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 06:19 PM

I blame you for the Fatlas not having a LAM version.

#5756 MarineTech

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 01:13 AM

I blame you for burnt toast.

#5757 XphR

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 01:29 AM

I blame you for broken yolks.

#5758 MarineTech

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 01:50 AM

I blame you for runny eggs

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 02:52 AM

I blame you for bunny eggs.

#5760 MarineTech

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 06:12 AM

I blame you for.... wait... What?

Bunny eggs?

I blame you for failing biology.





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