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[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for War Thunder having mechs.

[Iothil]

I blame you for april weather. snow, wind, sunshine, snow, more wind, rain, more snow. Sounds like bad song lyrics

[XphR]

I blame you for beach mosquitoes excelling at advanced wind dynamics. Had a midnight picnic and I swear the little punks were walking up wind and jumping into the air currents coming off of the water.. they would hit so hard I think a few broke their faces off on impact and would just leave a funnel attached to my ankle for the next ones to target.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for stinging trees.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for trees uprooting themselves and combining to form Tree Voltron and wreaking havoc on the innocent.

THIS IS WHY AMERICANS HAVE GUNS.

[MarineTech]

I blame you over me as to why we have guns.

I thought it was for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

Edited by MarineTech, 03 April 2015 - 12:31 AM.

[XphR]

I blame you for not realizing its definitely to stop Tree Voltron from converting us into an army of cellulose mulchmen of the shrubian empire.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not knowing there is only ONE way to stop Tree Voltron and the mulchmen of the shrubian empire.

[XphR]

I blame you for not knowing they expect and have countermeasures prepared for such circumstances.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not realizing there is always MOAR FIRE!!!!!

I give you... FIRE TORNADOS!!!

[XphR]

I blame you for dangerously damp allegiances the trees have in place.


And this guy..

Spoiler

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not realizing that we have EVEN MOAR FIRE. We can also set water on fire now.

Burn trees BURRRRRNNNN! That's for all the pollen that makes me sneezy every year. And all the yellow powder on my car.... And for all those pine cones I had to turn into bird feeders in grade school.

Edited by MarineTech, 03 April 2015 - 04:21 PM.

[XphR]

I blame you for being lucky enough for your pollen to be in such low count as to still appear yellow. The oaks are spewing full on green death this time of year. I feel like my eyes have been rosined. Bring the fire PLOX!

[Sizzles]

I blame you for the people on ArmA who cant ****ing fly!

[dal10]

I blame you for the Fatlas not having a LAM version.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for burnt toast.

[XphR]

I blame you for broken yolks.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for runny eggs

[XphR]

I blame you for bunny eggs.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for.... wait... What?

Bunny eggs?

I blame you for failing biology.