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[Iothil]

BerserX, on 01 July 2015 - 03:54 PM, said:

I blame you for my work schedule taking me away from my love life lately! My gf (Initials: MWO) has been getting jealous lately and thinks I'm cheating on her.

*No, Mechwarrior, I'm not playing other games.*

I know, a little extreme... but IT"S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

I blame you for drought in my personal armoury.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for complaining about drought in your personal armory. Drought is a good thing for an armory. Humidity is bad for armaments.

[Iothil]

I blame you for being too lazy to recognize the difference between literal and figurative drought

[MarineTech]

I blame you for assuming I was lazy, rather than realizing I was being deliberately obtuse.

[Iothil]

MarineTech, on 02 July 2015 - 11:21 AM, said:

I blame you for assuming I was lazy, rather than realizing I was being deliberately obtuse.

I blame you for not assigning the "well played" commendation for this one for yourself.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for not being deliberately acute in retaliation.

[Sizzles]

I blame you for this vodka!

[Tank]

I blame you for bringing up rum - everyone knows it's superior!

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for the long island iced tea, where rum and vodka (and their friends) like to chill.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for Tequila and Root Beer. One of the most horrible, yet elegantly simple, combinations that 9 heavily drinking Marines were able to come up with at the Camp Schwab, Okinawa Enlisted Club back in 1992.

[Tank]

I blame for not being one of them, that sounds horribly awesome.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not realizing that I was one of them.

We set out that night to find the most disgusting drink we could find, and since our tipping got heavier the more we drank, the bartender was willing to go along with the research. We found some very elaborate horrible drinks, but the winner was tequila and root beer. The combination was sooooooo simple, yet really nasty tasting.

[Tank]

I blame you not opening a business and selling this awful stuff upon return, that I blame on you for weirdly desiring it now. You know that it's gonna sell...

P.S. Awesome story by the way

Edited by Tank, 03 July 2015 - 11:48 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for Far Cry 3's "No Medikit" healing animations making me squeamish.

(Warning: Not for the squeamish obv.)

Spoiler

[Tank]

I blame for not trashing that game and praising Blood Dragon!

[XphR]

I blame you for not enough games incorporating neon highlights.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for the ludicrous amount of wub that will be pouring out of the Top Wub Dog.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for my new FPS addiction Insurgency.

(Everyone dies in one or two hits from any weapon. Limited respawns. Very limited heads up display. No regenerating health. Customizable classes based on a "supplies" system where you have 10 points to distribute into weapons and equipment, which forces you to make compromises to get what you want. Freakin' awesome game... Hard as hell though.)

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 06 July 2015 - 01:11 PM.

[Krigherren]

I blame you for the recent earthquakes we've had here in the great murder mitten. Quit stomping on tanks, you're shaking the place apart.

[MarineTech]

Oh. Michigan eh? Fine. I blame you for the Edmund Fitzgerald.