Hayashi, on 02 May 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:
And there's nubnub. Never forget nubnub. Never underestimate nubnub.
Do not taunt nubnub. Do not use nubnub on concrete. Discontinue use of nubnub if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to nubnub. Caution: nubnub may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Nubnub contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
If nubnub begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Nubnub may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, nubnub should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of nubnub, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of nubnub include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Nubnub has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Nubnub comes with a lifetime guarantee.
I have no idea who or what nubnub is, but I keep hearing about it/her/him, and this is what keeps running through my mind whenever I do.