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[Patrio Sioux Daltum]

God loves the Infantry more than He loves armor, but I can see where I'm going to have to go with this....

This is my Warhammer(WHM-4L). There are many like it, but those are cheap knockoffs. My Warhammer is my bestest friend. I must master it as I master my life, which are one in the same.

My Warhammer, without me, is a walking bolo. Without my Warhammer, I am an Infantryman, Holier than Thou. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is failing to kill me. I always shoot faster than he shoots. I will kill....

My Warhammer and I know that what counts in the Jihad is not the particles we accelerate, kool lightning sound they make, or the huge dam thermal signature they generate. They will hit before they enemy can run farther than their maximum range....

My Warhammer is metal, unlike I, though it is most of my life. Thus, I will leave the technical parts to engineers, because I do not want to understand fusion. I do know exactly where the HOTAS sticks are in my cockpit, plus the buttons for targeting, windshield de-bugging, and the seat warmer. The ejection stick, however, malfunctions from lack of use.

Before God, I swear this creed. My Warhammer and I are your last sight for sore eyes. We are this and that. THIS IS WARHAMMER!!!

So be it, until victory is Hanse Davion's and there are more enemies, lining up!

Plus, Warhammer IIC.

[Morashtak]

Orzorn, on 07 May 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

This is my Urbanmech. There are many like it, and they all suck, but this piece of crap is mine.

Whew....
Funny stuff. Might have just me, probably needed a good laugh and you delivered. /salute

[Saren21]

Kinda had fun with another creed out there i think it kinda fits. (GO USAF)

The Draconis combine Mechwarrior creed.

I am a Draconis combine Mechwarrior.
I have answered my Nation’s call.
I am the arm of the dragon.
My mission is to Deploy, Fight, and Win.
I am faithful to a Proud Heritage,
A Tradition of Honor,
And a Legacy of Valor.

I am a Draconis combine Mechwarrior
Guardian of house Kurita and order of 5 pillers,
My Nation’s Sword and Shield,
Its Sentry and Avenger.
I defend my Country with my Life.

I am a Draconis combine Mechwarrior.
Pillar of Steel, Leader, Warrior.
I will never leave a comrad behind,
I will never falter,
And I will not fail.

[Kargush]

This is my battlemech. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My battlemech is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My battlemech, without me, is useless. Without my battlemech, I am useless. I must pilot my battlemech true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My battlemech and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My battlemech is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its systems and its limits. I will keep my battlemech clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before my liege, I swear this creed. My battlemech and myself are the defenders of my House. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!

Edited by kargush, 08 May 2012 - 03:36 PM.

[Sleepy Head]

Claw55, on 07 May 2012 - 08:51 PM, said:

Its 'OORAH', Devil Dog. But it's the thought that counts!

My brother is a marine (currently off duty). I had him spell the word out for me and it is Hoorah.

[Darkener]

Saren21, on 08 May 2012 - 03:23 PM, said:

Kinda had fun with another creed out there i think it kinda fits. (GO USAF)

The Draconis combine Mechwarrior creed.

I am a Draconis combine Mechwarrior.
I have answered my Nation’s call.
I am the arm of the dragon.
My mission is to Deploy, Fight, and Win.
I am faithful to a Proud Heritage,
A Tradition of Honor,
And a Legacy of Valor.

I am a Draconis combine Mechwarrior
Guardian of house Kurita and order of 5 pillers,
My Nation’s Sword and Shield,
Its Sentry and Avenger.
I defend my Country with my Life.

I am a Draconis combine Mechwarrior.
Pillar of Steel, Leader, Warrior.
I will never leave a comrad behind,
I will never falter,
And I will not fail.

very nice , although at that first line i immediatly thought I've got a draconis combine harvester and i'll give you the key

[Morashtak]

This is not my battlemech. There are many like it, but this one belongs to House Steiner.

My battlemech is my way of glorifying the Lyran Commonwealth. It is my responsibility to keep it shiny. I must always make a profit with it.

My battlemech, without me, is useless. Without my battlemech, I cannot make a profit. I must pilot my battlemech true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will for it I do not it will come out of my paycheck.

My battlemech and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the profit that counts. We will earn C-Bills.

My battlemech is human, even as I, because it is my way to earn money and with it prestige. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its systems and its limits. I will keep my battlemech clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will stay in the black.

Before the Archon, I swear this creed. My battlemech and myself are the defenders of the Treasury. We are the masters of the bottom line. We are the saviors of the bureaucrats.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but profit!

[Saren21]

Darkener, on 08 May 2012 - 03:49 PM, said:

very nice , although at that first line i immediatly thought I've got a draconis combine harvester and i'll give you the key

draconis combine harvester... i'll admit it I LOL'ed.
maybe if we changed it to the draconis combine harvester of souls it would sound alot more like a mechwarrior and alot less like someone works on a farm.

[Iron Phoenix]

Ego sum ​​Artifex. arte mea est bellum. Mea 'Mech est mea sarcina, tela mea instrumenta.
Ego sum ​​Artist. Artem esse mortem. Mea 'Mech est penicillo, tela mea pingunt.
Ego sum ​​Bellator. Bella cūm adversantes mihi. Mea Mech est monte, tela mea ensis.
Dico mea 'Mech, repraesentat ipse.
A Craftman instrumenta sunt mundus et unguine eius sarcina non foramina, et tenet omnes indiget.
An Artist scriptor pingunt est clara et Vividiorque eius penicillo est mundus, et habet omnes setis.
Bellator scriptor ensis est acutus et libratum eius monte pascitur et requievit, facit ut vult.
Gaudium meum victoriam fama est praemium.
Victis mea Insufficientia, mors poenitentiae.

I am a Craftsman. my craft is that of war. My 'Mech is my kit, my weapons my tools.
I am an Artist. My art is that of death. My 'Mech is my brush, my weapons my paint.
I am a Warrior. My war is with those who oppose me. My Mech is my mount, my weapons my blade.
I maintain my 'Mech, it represents myself.
A Craftman's tools are clean and oiled; his kit has no holes, and holds all he needs.
An Artist's paint is bright and vibrant; his brush is clean, and has all its bristles.
A Warrior's blade is sharp and balanced; his mount is fed and rested, it does as he wills.
Victory is my Joy, Fame is my Reward.
Defeat is my Failure, Death is my Penance.

Edited by Iron Phoenix, 12 May 2012 - 10:20 PM.

[Deathz Jester]

I did NOT make this quote up, however I found it on my computer lol but I figured it sounded good.


'Follow me, my Children, and the glory of victory shall be yours. We shall cleanse ourselves in the crimson waters of our enemy. We shall bring the ecstasy of quick release to those who stand before us. We shall give bloody praise to the Lord of Pleasure and sing his name as we dance across the fallen. Follow me, my Children, and you shall taste the undreamt joys that lie beyond the bounds of mortal sense.'


'To have faith is to have purpose, and purpose in life is what defines a man, and makes him steadfast and resolute. Faith keeps him true and, even in the darkest hours, illuminates him like a candle flame. Faith guides him surely, from birth to the grave. It shows him the path, and prevents him from straying into the lightless thickets where insanity awaits. To lose faith is to lose purpose, and to be berefit of guidance. For a man without faith will no longer be true, and a mind without purpose will walk in dark places.'

'Camouflage is the colour of fear... I have no need to hide from my foes... I have no fear of death. My colours I wear openly, they proclaim louder than any words, "I am proud to live - I am proud to die".'

[Haakon Valravn]

We stole the legs from the infantry, the armor from the cavalry, and the guns from the navy. God created the Inner Sphere in six days and on the seventh, we overran His perimeter and have been running the show ever since.

[EvoseveN]

Oh lordy, This ENTIRE thread. I love all you guys. Good to finally see some lightness in this place
Semper Fudge.

[Cruxshadow]

Sleepy Head, on 08 May 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

My brother is a marine (currently off duty). I had him spell the word out for me and it is Hoorah.

The only time I ever saw two Marine DIs get into a heated discussion was when someone asked about this very thing, what they came up with was that both spellings are correct.

[Ronnoc Kerensky]

this thread fills me with good feelings i am approve