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#1 MadPanda

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:00 AM

I think this forum needs some positivity. In a game today I spontaneously threw in a "your momma" joke and everybody started doing them and it was funny. So let's get that going in the forums!

Only one rule; Mechwarrior related jokes.

I'll start:

Your momma so fat when she pilots a mech you can't fit in any equipment.

Your turn :P.

#2 Skylen

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:03 AM

The 80's called they want there joke back.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:08 AM

Off-Topic called, they want this thread.

Flashdance'd over to Off Topic.

#4 MadPanda

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:08 AM

View PostSkylen, on 29 November 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:

The 80's called they want there joke back.


Your momma jokes are timeless. Stop being a negative miserable git and make a joke :P.

View PostSkylen, on 29 November 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:

The 80's called they want there joke back.


Your momma jokes are timeless. Stop being a negative miserable git and make a joke :D.

#5 MadPanda

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:11 AM

View PostProsperity Park, on 29 November 2012 - 12:08 AM, said:

Off-Topic called, they want this thread.

Flashdance'd over to Off Topic.


Well the topic is pointless then. Off-topic is full of foolishness already. The purpose was to lighten the mood in the general discussion which is filled with whining negative topics. Alright then, let's go be miserable at the general...no fun allowed there.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:17 AM

Your Mother, is SOOOO dumb. That she smacked an AMS onto a Jenner, tried to load it with M-10s. and called the Fire Department for help.

Edited by ECSarch, 29 November 2012 - 12:17 AM.


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Posted 29 November 2012 - 04:21 AM

Ya Momma's so fat, she captures the bases of both teams when entering the game. :(

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 01:03 PM

Steiners use her for a scout.

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 02:45 PM

Yo momma so fat her mech is non-canon.

Yo momma so fat she won't fit in a mech with an XL engine.

Yo momma so fat her mechs head doesn't have any free crit slots.

Yo momma too fat for endo steel.

Yo momma so fat when she pilots a hunchback the cockpit has to go in the RT.

Edited by Warrax the Chaos Warrior, 03 December 2012 - 02:56 PM.






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