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[GaussDragon]

Cartman726, on 17 December 2012 - 12:30 AM, said:

Cartman vs Anders first presidential debate shown below. Who will you vote for?

Well... there goes Goon/KaoS relations lol. Twas nice while it lasted.

[Cartman726]

Tasorin, on 17 December 2012 - 02:44 PM, said:

The one who will remove the Inner Sphere shackles of Com-Star moderation.

The one who will become President of the Inner Sphere in the year 3049.

The one who continues to lay giant doodie bombs filled with "DPS-A guide to why I am better then you" pamphlets at every Inner Sphere planet he seeks to free.

The one, the only, the indisputable Cartman.

My Name is Cartman, and I approve this message.

[machine]

Tank Boy Ken, on 17 December 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

Who is this Cartman person anyway ?

tank boy who?

[Cartman726]

[Ken Fury]

machine, on 17 December 2012 - 10:20 PM, said:

tank boy who?

I'm a nobody, i'm never hitting anything in any robit in any match. A totally bad gamer, you should never focus me since i never do not hit anything ever at all.

Did anyone consider cartman001 to cartman725 for Presidency ?

[Tasorin]

Tank Boy Ken, on 18 December 2012 - 10:07 AM, said:

I'm a nobody, i'm never hitting anything in any robit in any match. A totally bad gamer, you should never focus me since i never do not hit anything ever at all.

Did anyone consider cartman001 to cartman725 for Presidency ?

While the Bird Nation did not appreciate our posting in the "Anders for President in 3049" Com-Star feed, we at the Fafnir-Tea Party welcome friendly banter about the topics at hand with the opposite party. You will find no Com-Star robo-reporting in order to have your Com-Star communications account moderated by those who would seek to continue with the shackles of Inner Sphere moderation by Com-Star.

Now to your point. Cartman001 through Cartman725 were previous genetic models that were deemed "Unsatisfactory" by the Fafnir-Tea Party in order to bring a free, open and harmonious Inner Sphere to fruition in the 3049 time frame. While the decision to end those genetic lines was a difficult choice we feel the humane disposal via Project: Soilent Green which provides nutritional substance for wayward space folk was the appropriate decision.

In closing allow me to assure you that NO QUARTER will be given on the field of battle to those who oppose Team KaoS and the Fafnir-Tea Party. Rest assured, you will be shot in the robotic face repeatedly just like everyone else.

Edited by Tasorin, 18 December 2012 - 01:00 PM.

[Cartman726]

All I want for mah burfday is a big booty hoe

[Clubs]

If I vote for Cartman can I have my own Goon when he wins?

You know something to go first through the tunnel and all that.

[Cartman726]

Clubs, on 19 December 2012 - 09:54 AM, said:

If I vote for Cartman can I have my own Goon when he wins?

You know something to go first through the tunnel and all that.

I support goon self deportation. and strong sanctions to let them know to play by the rules.

[Ken Fury]

Cartman726, on 19 December 2012 - 11:19 AM, said:

I support goon self deportation. and strong sanctions to let them know to play by the rules.

The rules are: "Vote checkbox, always."

[Insidious Johnson]

No matter who wins, the results will be bitterly divisive. There will be much talk of "hanging chads", uncounted absentee ballots, bribed judges, and in the end the Supreme Star Court will invariably hand over the win to someone less qualified than the average sanitation work. Anarchy NOW, occupy New Avalon Street! The Fafnir-Tea party is all racist against urban mechs.

[Tasorin]

Insidious Johnson, on 19 December 2012 - 12:44 PM, said:

No matter who wins, the results will be bitterly divisive. There will be much talk of "hanging chads", uncounted absentee ballots, bribed judges, and in the end the Supreme Star Court will invariably hand over the win to someone less qualified than the average sanitation work. Anarchy NOW, occupy New Avalon Street! The Fafnir-Tea party is all racist against urban mechs.

Have you been sniffing AC20 Cleaner and watching old holo-vids of the former Terran Republic?

[Literally]

I like to joke around in games.

However the things "Cartman726" types are not funny.
They are vile and repugnant and we as a community need to firmly punish his behavior or he will continue to behave this way.

[GaussDragon]

Ikarti Danaro, on 19 December 2012 - 08:53 PM, said:

Why do you hate women Cartman?

Literally, on 19 December 2012 - 08:58 PM, said:

They are vile and repugnant and we as a community need to firmly punish his behavior or he will continue to behave this way.

My candidate denies these allegations. This is just slander on the part of the OPPAR (opposition party) by running negative advertising. I question the legitimacy of those photos and the 'bunga bunga' parties. Cartman is a troll, not a misogynist. If it will rustle your jimmies (and it evidently has) then he will use it. I never thought Cartman's brand of witless, puerile and base humour would ruffle feathers/rustle jimmies, however it seems you have been had. I expected more from veterans of this art.

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[GreatBeer]

GaussDragon, on 19 December 2012 - 09:19 PM, said:

My candidate denies these allegations. This is just slander on the part of the OPPAR (opposition party) by running negative advertising. I question the legitimacy of those photos and the 'bunga bunga' parties. Cartman is a troll, not a misogynist. If it will rustle your jimmies (and it evidently has) then he will use it. I never thought Cartman's brand of witless, puerile and base humour would ruffle feathers/rustle jimmies, however it seems you have been had. I expected more from veterans of this art.

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Jesus dude, dont buy into his littler personality cult so much you cant see what a terrible person he is. There are lines. **** threats and gross sexual harassment are definitely past that line. You seem like a reasonably cool dude but defending this is a seriously horrible thing to do.

[ILOVESEX6969]

Also who wears red shirt red tie?

[Rappo]

ILOVESEX6969, on 19 December 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:

This is Joshua Marra:


http://www.facebook.com/cartman726

As evidenced above, he is clearly a misogynist and likely a danger to women as well. The cause of this pathological hatred of women is unknown, but I believe that it stems from rejection by women as well as his comically small *****.

With a face like that Cartman ra.pe is about the only sex you will get my friend.

Edited by Rappo, 19 December 2012 - 09:41 PM.

[Keytar]

End this sick filth.

[GreatBeer]

Chronojam, on 19 December 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:

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No. Kaos obviously supports it though.

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[Mikhalio]

Logging into the forum to post in this legendary thread.

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