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[Anthill]

= Recon with anything less than 90 Tons

= Ask another Atlas piloted by a Davion to do a "Steiner Fist Bump" with me and punch their cockpit in.

=Equip my Atlas with jump jets and try to punch VTOL's.

= Allow sensible, kind, and loving female monarchs to take the throne.

=Marry A Davion.

= Attempt to sell a Drac ramen noodles.

= Drag race a fortification.

Edited by Anthill, 28 February 2012 - 03:10 PM.

[FACEman Peck]

Interesting, but the 4th one was kind of bad...

Who knows? Maybe some women think with their head instead of their nuts sometimes. There are some SMART women out there.

P.S.: let this forum die in a fire along with all Steiner supporters. That's right, DIE!!!!!!!!

[DFDelta]

Anthill, on 28 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

=Equip my Atlas with jump jets and try to punch VTOL's.

BRB, need to mount JJ on my Atlas. Why did I never think of that?


= Trust in Davions help should I ever be attacked by a massive enemy force

= Help Davion in the many wars they beginn

= Support the Davion parasites with my impressive wealth

Edited by DFDelta, 28 February 2012 - 03:58 PM.

[Spoon]

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= Recon with anything less than 90 Tons

What kind of sensible steiner pilot would want to do this?! Are you insane?!

[Lina Thoren]

Anthill, on 28 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

=Marry A Davion.

...Whoops.

Lesse:

=Request a cease-fire in the middle of an invasion and offer to buy the planet from the defenders instead.

=Or sell it to the invaders.

=Or invite a third party to make a competing bid.

=...Yes, even if I'm getting ten percent off the top.

=No matter how proud I am of the event, responding to a Clan batchall by sending then delivery room holovids of the birth of my children is never a good idea.

=Sell a New Kyotan armor bear to a certain Clan as a substitute totem animal.

=Sell a New Kyotan ki-rian to another certain Clan as a substitute totem animal.

=Sell New Kyotan tentacle **** to ANYONE FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.

=Just because Kuritan pilots sometimes leave death haiku in their pockets, doesn't mean I can leave a death dirty limerick in mine.

[Leonardo Monteiro]

Spoon, on 28 February 2012 - 04:12 PM, said:

What kind of sensible steiner pilot would want to do this?! Are you insane?!

Dude
come on
respect battlearmor pilots, they are brave, and just a bit better equipped than PBI, so...

[Logi]

Anthill, on 28 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

= Allow sensible, kind, and loving female monarchs to take the throne.

Well, if you are talking about Katrina, then you are right. The only archon i accept is Melissa Steiner

[Polymorphyne]

= Try to play atlas Rugby, using an Urbanmech as the football.
= Try to break up the Fedcom and ruin it for everyone
= Challenge allied Davion mechs to arm wrestle

[Steadfast]

FACEman Peck, on 28 February 2012 - 03:08 PM, said:

Interesting, but the 4th one was kind of bad...

Who knows? Maybe some women think with their head instead of their nuts sometimes. There are some SMART women out there.

P.S.: let this forum die in a fire along with all Steiner supporters. That's right, DIE!!!!!!!!

A woman most certainly will ALLWAYS think rather with her head than with her nuts.

= Try to discuss anything with your fellow FedCom Officers "from the other side".

Edited by Steadfast, 08 March 2012 - 09:58 AM.

[FACEman Peck]

Steadfast, on 08 March 2012 - 09:58 AM, said:

A woman most certainly will ALLWAYS think rather with her head than with her nuts.

= Try to discuss anything with your fellow FedCom Officers "from the other side".

Apparently the point wasn't recognized with you, would you like a hint?

[Sarah Dalrymple]

=Talk about how great the FedCom is, and how it will last forever (backed by the strength of the Lyran dollar, of course).

[Steadfast]

FACEman Peck, on 08 March 2012 - 03:07 PM, said:

Apparently the point wasn't recognized with you, would you like a hint?

Apparently you did not get my point either. I say we leave it at that and not derail this threat... ehr thread further, shall we?
= try to argue with your fellow FedCom officer "from the other side" without stepping on their bigger-than-life-ego.

~b~
Daniel

@ Lorddeathstrike "beneath me" - well, its not only the fat-calling. Its her hair, her clothes, the breakfast, the sun, the clouds the...

Edited by Steadfast, 09 March 2012 - 08:34 AM.

[LordDeathStrike]

Steadfast, on 08 March 2012 - 09:58 AM, said:

A woman most certainly will ALLWAYS think rather with her head than with her nuts.

= Try to discuss anything with your fellow FedCom Officers "from the other side".

until that 1 week a month every month where she starts a war with whoever calls her fat.

[StrikeAngel]

Logi, on 29 February 2012 - 04:09 AM, said:

Well, if you are talking about Katrina, then you are right. The only archon i accept is Melissa Steiner

Maybe you are talking about Katherine? Katrina and Melissa are acceptable to me, not Katherine.

[vonStrachwitz]

Although it would pain me as a Steiner, I would have to appoint my subordinates based on skill and ability rather than family name and wealth.

"I'm sorry, Mein Herr, but the reason your oldest son and heir to you title is currently piloting a desk is that it's the only thing on this base that he hasn't managed to crash into a hangar or range tower."

[Uncle Totty]

= Call Clan mechs by thear Clan names.
= Pilot a Timberwolf.
= Speak "Clanner".
= Inform that I'm from Clan Wolf and here to sabotage an invasion.

[zwaps]

StrikeAngel, on 10 March 2012 - 09:03 AM, said:

Maybe you are talking about Katherine? Katrina and Melissa are acceptable to me, not Katherine.

well Katherina will call herself Katrina later on, BUT in our timeline she doesn't exist yet so the record of our beloved female Archons is literally perfect

[MikeIshVard]

"Some smart women" are you sexist FACEman peck

[The Destinator]

=I will no longer equip anything less than a 20 caliber of any autocannon type on an assault mech that can mount them.

=The Commando is not "Little Atlas" and I will not pilot one as such.

=No matter how fun I think it is at the time. Playing magnet hockey with spare parts from a Defiance Industries brand heavy gauss rifle will only end in tears.

=Likewise, getting my lance to play 2 on 2 hockey with Atlases was described by my CO as "A poor investment of resources"

=I will not set up a large scale Rube Golberg device with dilapidated buildings with the ultimate goal being to leg that Raven that's been scouting just outside of our weapon ranges for the past 20 hours.

Edited by The Destinator, 01 April 2012 - 04:02 PM.

[Michael Rosario]

StrikeAngel, on 10 March 2012 - 09:03 AM, said:

Maybe you are talking about Katherine? Katrina and Melissa are acceptable to me, not Katherine.

Didn't Katherine steal the name Katrina for her own use?

Anyway, things I shouldn't do in the commonwealth but may or may not do anyway:

= Reply when someone asks me if the fact that I'm only piloting assault mechs is compensating for something.

= When that jerk from the Combine yells out "and I'll form the head!" while DFAing me, reply with "Go Voltron Force!"

= Attempt to punch a Dasher (Firemoth) with my Atlas. It almost never works.

= Get in a race with a pilot from any other house. For some reason, my assault mech with the downgraded engine (to make room for all the armor and weapons, of course) just can't seem to keep up.