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#21 MEGABOT 5

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:49 PM

View PostTice Daurus, on 17 December 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:


Try saying this when your 42. And those young girls look at you like you're a dirty old man and won't even give you the time of day. And when your 42, you won't be in the best shape of your life. And the aches and pains start creeping in. Your metabolism slows down. You start growing hair in places that you didn't realize could grow and it grows like weeds so you have to start shaving the edges of your ears or get a weedwacker to trim those nose hairs that grow like jungle vines.

34? You're still a baby.



You forget that if you have money for good nutrition and HGH, you can look like this:

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at 60+!!!

Also, George Clooney is 51 and banging uber-hottie Stacey Kiebler.

As long as you remain cool, in shape, and wealthy, there is no limit to how hot of women you can get.

I'm tall ( 6'3 ) and socially very fluid, I'll never have a hard time attracting hot young women. :D

#22 SilentWolff

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 07:34 PM

I have 2.

First, the severe case of Tennis elbow that MWO gives me (new this year). :)

Second, my ******* eyesight is shot! After it starts getting late, my eyes get so tired I cant even focus on the screen anymore. :angry: :angry:

/sigh

#23 MEGABOT 5

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:02 PM

View PostSilentWolff, on 17 December 2012 - 07:34 PM, said:

I have 2.

First, the severe case of Tennis elbow that MWO gives me (new this year). :)

Second, my ******* eyesight is shot! After it starts getting late, my eyes get so tired I cant even focus on the screen anymore. :angry: :angry:

/sigh



Get a bigger monitor. I work/game on my 50" plasma from like 2-3 feet away, very little eye strain at all.

#24 Tex Arcana

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:34 PM

What were we talkin' about again?





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