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[Insidious Johnson]

BREAKING NEWS: CARTMAN726 INVOLVED IN POLYGAMY SCANDAL.

At a headquarters normally busy fielding a swarm of phone calls and hastily sending postcards to swing vote planets, things are somber today as the news breaks that Cartman726 is the center of a multi-House polygamy sting. Sources have it that a spurned male intern leaked proof positive that indeed Cartman726 is leading multiple lives with multiple wives. As follow up investigations from various House Intelligence Committees on the status of his tax returns is ongoing, the candidate has not yet made himself available for comment to address a host of allegations now coming forth, the most shocking of which comes from a Columbian donkey.

Cartman726, on 21 December 2012 - 12:28 PM, said:

"I am taking all applicants for Mrs. Cartmans. PST"

"I am not a crook!.... by today's standards!"

[Adrian Steel]

Chris K, on 21 December 2012 - 01:50 PM, said:

We want to inform everyone that we will no longer tolerate posts that have the only purpose of creating disturbances

Chris K, on 21 December 2012 - 01:50 PM, said:

‘this is internet’ but we expect players to handle their differences through the game using their skills and Mechs, not through written abuse within the chat or forum mechanics.

I'll get back in game when it's patched to be more fun than the forums.

[Insidious Johnson]

I find Chris K's post disturbing and off topic. What a divisive fellow, seeking to libelously label the intentions of others. I think we may have found our spurned intern.... news @ 11.

[Cartman726]

Chris K, on 21 December 2012 - 01:50 PM, said:

We want to inform everyone that we will no longer tolerate posts that have the only purpose of creating disturbances or going off-topic in threads of the different factions/clans/Merc Corps or abusing the report system.

This rule applies to everyone and any offender will be set to Moderation preview (i.e. your posts will be set visible only after approval) without any further warning until the end of the upcoming holiday period or until we can review the situation.

This applies to the entire forum, including the Off topic section. We understand that we are in a competitive online environment and ‘this is internet’ but we expect players to handle their differences through the game using their skills and Mechs, not through written abuse within the chat or forum mechanics.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sir, please remain on topic in my off topic thread by asking questions to the greatness that is Cartman.

Adrian Steel, on 21 December 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

I'll get back in game when it's patched to be more fun than the forums.

Quoted for the truth.

[Teeze]

Adrian Steel, on 21 December 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

I'll get back in game when it's patched to be more fun than the forums.

Cartman726, on 21 December 2012 - 02:46 PM, said:

Quoted for the truth.

Quoted for quoting.

[GaussDragon]

Teeze, on 22 December 2012 - 07:48 AM, said:

Quoted for quoting.

Legit quote is legit.

[Cartman726]

Alright guys, back on topic. I'm sure miSs will be bringing her goon moderation bais to this thread any minute now and try to edit one of my posts and then proceed to delete the edit notification as if I wouldn't notice.

[MavRCK]

[Redacted]

It is usually followed up in comms by the screams of Johnson, "CARTMAN!!!!".

And then followed by... maniacal laughter.

Our presidential candidate is also a comedian!

Edited by Niko Snow, 23 December 2012 - 07:18 AM.
Name & Shame

[Insidious Johnson]

Um.. what? Who are you?

[Clubs]

He's just some random dude running for president.

Like that Mitt fellow.

[pjnt]

Golf ball, soft ball, basketball or death star. Mr. Cartman, which would actually fit in your mouth?

The people want to know!

Cartman726 for 3049 69 10-4

Edited by pjnt, 22 December 2012 - 06:03 PM.

[Cartman726]

pjnt, on 22 December 2012 - 06:02 PM, said:

Golf ball, soft ball, basketball or death star. Mr. Cartman, which would actually fit in your mouth?

The people want to know!

Cartman726 for 3049 69 10-4

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