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[Satan n stuff]

Wizard Steve, on 30 December 2012 - 03:50 AM, said:

...someone disconnects at the start of the game and when you press Tab, it's someone from the other team.

And you promptly get rolled by 7 players because everyone on your team was either taking orders from the voices in their heads or ignoring everyone else.

[Polojilarious]

That feel when you take a moment to stop your cicada behind an enemy 'phract to finish off their red rear internals.

But oh no! A ppc stalker noticed you stopping and shot off your left leg!

You'd better limp circles around it at ~65 kph, just barely keeping ahead of his aim, and rip off both of his side torsos with laser fire!

And then a raven steals the kill.

[Cleverbird]

That feeling when you're the last one alive on your team, nearing critical damage, and you still take down three people before dying a warrior's death.

[MuonNeutrino]

That feeling when one of those stupid annoying zappy flies buzzing around you gets a bit greedy and stops to shoot someone in the back... and then they eat ALL THE SRMS and their pathetic bits and pieces go bouncing all over the landscape. Not so hot without your lagshield, are you now?

Edited by MuonNeutrino, 30 December 2012 - 09:30 AM.

[Chavette]

That feeling when you alt-tab piloting an assault mech, after realizing you're far from your team with two commandos and a raven on your back.

Edited by Chavette, 30 December 2012 - 09:49 AM.

[w0rm]

The feeling when you aim for the blue blob in the enemy base on River city night with your gauss rifle and score a headshot.

[Lootee]

When you're on River City and you've somehow gotten stuck between two buildings and can't move, turn, or jump.

[WhiteRabbit]

when an ecm-commando tries to run through your atlas... suddenly the message "component destroyed" pops-up and you see that the poor metal-baby lost its leg

[Bagheera]

... the pilot of the Cicada you just killed says in all chat, "AC20 headshots hurt!"

[Angel Winters]

When a commando runs at you full speed and you hit it with a full volley of 12 SRMS and watch it shatter into pieces like a crash test dummy, poetry in motion

[Mikhalio]

Isnt this how 50-shades of grey starts ?

Is this type of thread allowed in General chat ? I'm not sure I feel comfortable without a safeword when hot throbbing pulse lasers penetrate my supple Atlas double plates of melting endo steel.

[Vassago Rain]

Mikhalio, on 30 December 2012 - 10:14 AM, said:

Isnt this how 50-shades of grey starts ?

Is this type of thread allowed in General chat ? I'm not sure I feel comfortable without a safeword when hot throbbing pulse lasers penetrate my supple Atlas double plates of melting endo steel.

Hey, I had 32Ds to tango with for like two years. I think I can handle double-Ds.

[Lucky 7]

When you win a game 5v8 on the side of the 5.

When you kill the guy that told you "die with honor" in a game you began outnumbered.

[Accursed Richards]

When you press Tab and discover that while you were distracted with fighting the enemy, six other people on your team somehow died without killing a single enemy.

[Vassago Rain]

Accursed Richards, on 30 December 2012 - 11:05 AM, said:

When you press Tab and discover that while you were distracted with fighting the enemy, six other people on your team somehow died without killing a single enemy.

That feel when it sometimes happens so quickly, you don't realize you're the last one left, and you're sandwiched out in the water, with assaults on both sides.

[Cato Phoenix]

9 medium pulse lasers slam into the CT of a catapult.

[Furiam]

When you used to pug, not say a word, and still roll over an enemy team with a few kills under your belt.

When you are losing a game against 5 when you are one of the last two left alive. You manage to kill 4 of them before the last runs with his tail tucked between his legs.

Edited by Furiam, 30 December 2012 - 11:52 AM.

[DeadlyNerd]

Furiam, on 30 December 2012 - 11:47 AM, said:

When you used to pug, not say a word, and still roll over an enemy team with a few kills under your belt.

some of us still do that

[MechWarrior849305]

That feeling, when You end the winning match with the score "7 kills, 0 assists "

That feeling, when You crash down into a tunnel on the upper base of the River City, while You were maneuvering your assault mech

[Death Weasel]

That feeling when you run past the enemy line, shoot a few of them, and notice that while they were ALL chasing after you, your team has crested the hill and is ruining their day.