Essentially what it has come down to is that I have somewhat low blood pressure. Because they're somewhat normal for me, I've been instructed to drink lots of caffeine, keep smoking plenty of cigarettes, eat lots of salt, and to participate in things that are 'intense' to help keep my blood pressure up where it needs to be.
So... thank you to my fellow Mechwarriors for providing me some intense matches that help keep my heart racing and me healthy! Without you guys (some salt, caffeine, and nicotine) I wouldn't be as healthy as I need to be!

So... this cup of cappuccino is to you guys. Keep up the good work! You're helping to keep this Mechwarrior in the pilot seat!