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[RobarGK]

Change, you damn box! I dare you.

[ShadowDarter]

Alexander Johannisburg, on 25 May 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

>_< 96%, my system specs wont upload!!
gwaaah!

you have to use the program they provide, look under the text box and download it, after that its a simple copy and paste.

[Havok1990]

Now I´ve been waiting for hours to 5 that the box is orange

[Desura]

Keeping my fingers crossed to get in on some Mech action.

[Rot Wulf]

Omeganothing, on 25 May 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

OOOO Im telling!!!

http://screencast.com/t/b4dZgzucc

Kick them out and give me their spot!!

Ya I'm an ***

Now I guess we see how serious PGI is about their NDA, or these are just liars.

[ShadowDarter]

RobarGK, on 25 May 2012 - 07:32 PM, said:

Change, you damn box! I dare you.

be carefull for what you wish for, you might get this!!!

[Tarellond]

Profile 100% complete, no invite yet, so I will just open the bottle of mead I've been saving for some time now and wait.

[Insidious Johnson]

Good show! Slow curtain, but good show!

[Aidan]

As we all wait, it is now time for some lighter fare *drum roll* *kaboom*

Irish Declare War On France

The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

"Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Sarkozy replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Sarkozy paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Sarkozy asks.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Sarkozy sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"

Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Sarkozy. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and we decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.

Edited by Aidan, 25 May 2012 - 07:51 PM.

[Aero Slasher]

Havok1990, on 25 May 2012 - 07:34 PM, said:

Now I´ve been waiting for hours to 5 that the box is orange

if it turns orange watch out for white surfaces and portals opening up under you

[Wyver]

done and done, would be nice to help with the Beta to assure a quality game

[HoldinJohnson]

Tarellond, on 25 May 2012 - 07:43 PM, said:

Profile 100% complete, no invite yet, so I will just open the bottle of mead I've been saving for some time now and wait.

I could use a white russian right about now. It'll help me get over the fact that I've been staring at the same yellow button for the past six hours.

[viperdave]

guess if you havent done beta testing or played the board game before you can only finish the profile to %96

oh well,

good luck people and if your picked congrats!!!, do a good job and work out any bugs!!


viperdave

[Suicidal Idiot]

Still watching the yellow "Pending"

[CoffiNail]

Suicidal *****, on 25 May 2012 - 07:56 PM, said:

Still watching the yellow "Pending"

Better than me.

[Oneshot]

Beta Status> 404 File Not Found!

Does this mean I win?

[Deux]

i think i broke my f5......

Edited by deux, 25 May 2012 - 07:58 PM.

[Korps]

I'D Hug Paul for an early invite. but truely am still excited about so much pending. how is the FnF Tactics beta going???

[Raghnall]

Hot off the press from Twitter.
@russ_bullock

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[Serevn]

I wasn't praying before... but now that I have a big yellow PENDING in front of me that gives a strange sense of desperate hope i might...