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[machine]

It isnt the ghetto its the aviary.

[GaussDragon]

machine, on 23 January 2013 - 09:45 AM, said:

It isnt the ghetto its the aviary.

I though it was the ***** tent?

[Multitallented]

GaussDragon, on 23 January 2013 - 09:33 AM, said:

Just keepin' it real up in MWO's version of the ghetto.

That describes it pretty well I think.

[Ken Fury]

chiXnhawk, on 23 January 2013 - 07:46 AM, said:

Yes KaoS Legion , where our motto is turninng SQUAWKS into SQUUEES on a regular basis. It's best we communicate that so when you see it in exchange in game for your SQUAWKS you'll understand.

I think this forum subsection is a great idea BTW. I don't care what it's called.

SQUUEES?

[machine]

Dont ask last time you were too thin skinned and let cartman have your woman in the innerwebs of srsns

[Ken Fury]

machine, on 23 January 2013 - 09:56 AM, said:

Dont ask last time you were too thin skinned and let cartman have your woman in the innerwebs of srsns

What are you talking about?

[Vandal]

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block.

[Rannos]

machine, on 23 January 2013 - 09:56 AM, said:

Dont ask last time you were too thin skinned and let cartman have your woman in the innerwebs of srsns

You're still going on about that? That was like MONTHS ago! Please direct all further nonconsenual sex jokes to reddit though. I think you guys would get along great with the MRA guys there!

Edited by Rannos, 23 January 2013 - 11:11 AM.

[Multitallented]

machine, on 23 January 2013 - 09:56 AM, said:

Dont ask last time you were too thin skinned and let cartman have your woman in the innerwebs of srsns

LMAO! SQUEEE!!!

[chiXnhawk]

Let me see... SQUUEE. How do I describe it?

[Vandal]

For underground metaphors
You can scrape an inch below the turf, for what it's worth
My style's been developed in the core of the Earth
The exhale's volcanic, the inhale is seismic
So brothers just panic when he Live one arrives with
The natural ability to run through your crew
From 2-1-4 to 2-1-3 to 2-1-2
In other words, from Dallas, to L.A., to the place where J stay
Everyday is mayday
So you can talk your **** on how you're wettin MC's
with mad blood stains but I'll bet you can't stand the rain
I'm lookin' on your brain with disdain
Go back and reflect on my endeavors black I can't complain
It's like a raw deal, consistant with the way I make you feel
The ends stay revealed but the means I conceal
And those who try to steal get decapitated
You wanna snatch my H2O type flow, but it evaporated
I displays my credentials over instrumentals
And my potential, increases at a rate that's exponential
It's detremental ******' with my thesis
The penetration's exact, like amniocentesis
I rip your **** to pieces after drainin out your fluid
My vocab is fluent yours is evident of being truant
I know you wanna make moves but son you best to take a second look
Before my knight takes your rook.

[machine]

first you get a barbie then... nevermind. lol

Ken Im just ******* with you bud. - just testing the limits of Goon cleverness versus the inverse relationship with butthurtedness.


<3

[Vandal]

Cause yo, I got the hairsplittin, self-written unbitten style
that leaves the competition running scared and shakin in their pants
You best to set it off cause black it aint no second chance
once I'm open, all you doin is hopin that the Live one
will put the mic down, but son don't try to snatch it after
The laughter won't cease from the comparison, how dare you son
Step around the booth when I'm on
The microphone magician says poof, you're gone with the wind -
(Background: "The Best Part, is brought to you by the letters: J, L, I, V, and E")
- There's no trace of your friends cause you don't know where the
beginning ends or where the end begins
But you see that's the difference, you get sold, I get paid
Black I told you, get played
If you're broke I'll have to rain on your parade
You belong in Special Ed if you think you Got It Made
J-Live with the mic is like the chef with the blade
Cause suckers get sliced and sauteed
Yeah, you thought your **** was fly but the flight was delayed.

[chiXnhawk]

Not a big country music fan mate. I don't get it...

[Vandal]

Cause yo, I take the grey matter of pretenders
through my mental blender, and then return to sender
My pen don't pretend to offend
I intend to render MC's, hangin loose like a fender bender
I recommend regardless of your gender
That you strike ******' with J-Live from your agenda
And remember that whoever lends a helpin hand to defend ya
Will get burned to a cinder
As I end the, reign of wack MC's with their suicidal tendencies
Renderin me sick, with the thoughts of killin enemies
But then I return to reality
Metaphorically murderin MC's when they battle me
You can't rattle me
I'm not your average snake slitherin through the grass
I surpass the serpent as I head to class
You consider me crass as I wax that ***, style's no joke
but you best belive I gets the last laugh.

[Yak Cruelties]

chiXnhawk, on 23 January 2013 - 11:33 AM, said:

Let me see... SQUUEE. How do I describe it?

Oh I think I get it. Its the sound cartman makes once he finishes inside of you, chiXnhawk, right?

Sorry, clarity issues.

Edited by Yak Cruelties, 23 January 2013 - 11:55 AM.

[Multitallented]

chiXnhawk, on 23 January 2013 - 11:43 AM, said:

Not a big country music fan mate. I don't get it...

haha! it would be country music.

I can just imagine Jim Raynor planting his face into his jukebox after hearing this.

[Ken Fury]

machine, on 23 January 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

first you get a barbie then... nevermind. lol

Ken Im just ******* with you bud. - just testing the limits of Goon cleverness versus the inverse relationship with butthurtedness.


<3

I still don't know what you're writing about. Can you hint at it? I really don't get IT, seriously!

[Vandal]

BROWNSVILLE, HOME OF THE BRAVE.
PUT IN WORK IN THE STREET LIKE A SLAVE.
KEEP A RUGGED DRESS CODE, ALWAYS IN THIS STRESS MODE.
(That **** will send you to your grave.)
SO?
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
[BLAM]
***** HOLD THAT!
[BLAM]
***** HOLD THAT!
[BLAM]
***** HOLD THAT!
FROM THE STREET COUSIN, I KNOW THE DRILL.
I'M NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE THOU SHORT OF A MIL.

[machine]

well the birds ... the bees... the little dollies... cartmans windshield...

I need an eclipse or two Silence, help a brother out?