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[Helmer]

PGI,

Congratulations on your latest video featuring the 2 Dragon Hero 'mechs , Flame and Fang. It is a well produced video that conveys the abilities of the 'mechs and highlights the new River City at Night map. You should be proud.

However, it has come to the attention of the local chapter of the Dont Organize Ricky Killings group that you have slipped into your old ways of abusing the Developer, Ricky Cheung.

This senseless brutality must end. You have been warned in the past about your acts of violence against Ricky because of his poor 'mech piloting skills. Yet, you flagrantly flog him for your amusements yet again. Ricky is different. Ricky is special. Why must you torment him?

This must end.

You have been warned.


We are D.O.R.K. we are many.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Hello, PGI,

It has come to the attention of the Community that you have been making repeated Directed Attacks at an individual, Ricky Cheung, and posting such content on the forums. Need we remind you that the MechWarrior: Online Code of Conduct is applicable to forum AND in-game behavior. If you have a grievance with an individual, we would very much appreciate your cooperation in keeping such conflicts away from the MW:O Community.

We are a proud Community, and we do not tolerate such injustice.

You have been warned.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 18 December 2012 - 09:31 PM.

[Paul Inouye]

Ricky is an outstanding player of MWO. It's not our fault that he's gullible while doing these video sessions. "Hey Ricky! Stand here for a sec... no.. don't look around.. and don't shoot back... just watch... something cool is gonna happen!" BLAMO!

[fluffypinkbunny]

Dear the D.o.r.k Community, Those of us at Binc. would like to ask that you please refrain from calling out said individuals. I would like to put my self in the position to be called out, and as sugh ignore said calling, like most anybody will anwyays.

My people will be in touch with your people. K thanks

Binc, is a subsidary of Bunny incorperated.

[ghostbear]

As a card carrying member of D.O.R.K. I must state that this unchecked aggression will not be tolerated.

[Ricky Cheung]

Thanks for all the support and/or concerns regarding me.

See you all next video. HAHA.

[Dennis de Koning]

Let me expose a small section of Ricky's contract:

4.1 the parties hereto mutually agree as follows:
I [The undersigned] (from hence forth within this document will be referred to as whipping-boy):
4.1.1-Understand and assume all risks of danger, bodily harm, injury, emotional stress, and/ or death as a result of my participation in the testing, demonstrating and trialing of BattleMech chassis, weapons and tactics.
4.1.2-Am aware of and understand there is the potential for risks and dangers that may not be obvious or reasonably foreseeable at this time.
4.1.3-Assume the risks, including, but not limited to, those outlined in Section 8 of this agreement (8.0-fun & games with live ammunition).
4.1.4-Will, without complaint, get back up and do it again if the Director needs or wants another take.

Blah, blah, blah, it goes on, y'know, standard stuff; but you get the point.

PGI (an affiliate of J.E.R.K)
(Jocular execution of Ricky Killing)

[Helmer]

As long as there are No Rickys harmed in the filming of the next video, we are pleased.

But be warned PGI, you are being watched. And should you be found wanting, fury shall be heap upon you as you hath never seen.


*Unless, of course, you've been around when the Pepsi has run out when Paul wants one, then you have a pretty good idea.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Helmer, on 18 December 2012 - 07:29 PM, said:

As long as there are No Rickys harmed in the filming of the next video, we are pleased.

But be warned PGI, you are being watched. And should you be found wanting, fury shall be heap upon you as you hath never seen.


*Unless, of course, you've been around when the Pepsi has run out when Paul wants one, then you have a pretty good idea.

Further transgressions may force our hand to escalate this situation from administering heaps of fury, to burying you in heaps of furries.

[Atlai]

The Brotherhood of Atlai supports this message.


When will the violence end!?

[Nash]

Dear D.O.R.K.

I think it is not that Ricky Cheung isn't capable of fighting back or piloting a mech but I estimate that PGI (besides it's contracts) has more evil stuff how they can disctract Ricky Cheung from fighting.

Did you see the new playtoys, gimmicks and stuff released at the last patch?

I suppose PGI is abusing Ricky for getting an accurate anaylsis. An analysis for what you might ask...

Actually I think it is for being disctrated and dying while he has some new gimmicks at his cockpit or do you really think that a UM-R60 does arrive without testing?

Edited by Nash, 18 December 2012 - 11:54 PM.

[Clubs]

Perhaps the next hero mech should be the Ricky Cheung.

Don't forget the bullseye paint scheme.

[Felicitatem Parco]

I think we found Ricky's Alternate Account:

Clubs, on 10 December 2012 - 03:49 PM, said:

The next Hero Mech, "Brian 'Deadmeat' Wasowski"





Born in 3031 Brian Wasowski was given a post by his father in a vain attempt to remove the boy from being the next successor to his house.

Famed for his ability to lose a Mech while keeping himself alive Brian retired from the Mech corps with a 1000 deaths to 1 kill after his father committed suicide.

The single kill Brian acquired during his time as a Mechwarrior occurred when a friendly commando was standing back to back with Brian.

Brian overheated his Mech and caused an ammo explosion. The CASE protected Brian but the blowout obliterated the Commando and Brian's best friend Greg.

The paint scheme was started by Brian's corps after his 100th Mech loss. The targeted paint scheme helped keep other members of his lance safe as enemy Mechs were keen to target Brian first.

Brian's Mech is equipped with four large lasers, two SRM6's with Artemis and two LRM10's with Artemis.

Consisting of an Endosteel frame and one slow *** standard engine.

The Mech comes stock with 10 standard heatsinks.

Unlike other Mechs the Brian Hero Mech does not gain any C-Bill bonuses.

However all repairs, excluding rearm are free.

[Majorfatboy]

Prosperity Park, on 18 December 2012 - 09:33 PM, said:

Further transgressions may force our hand to escalate this situation from administering heaps of fury, to burying you in heaps of furries.

...... The horror, THE HORROR.
I think I'd rather have the heaps of fury.

[pesco]

This thread is full of win.

[juxstapo]

As long as that win isn't at the expense and exploitation of Ricky Cheung, although I begin to suspect it is.

This matter will have to be investigated, I'm calling a D.O.R.K. inspector as we speak.

[Insidious Johnson]

This is all name and shame stuff with a plastic smile on it. Tsk tsk tsk.

[SPencil]

I can't read this and not think of the BOFH...

[Felicitatem Parco]

I saw this in the Death's Knell introductory video:




Really, a teamkill this time?! You have gone too far.

Consider this your final warning.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 23 January 2013 - 12:39 PM.

[Helmer]

Ricky is the one doing the killing.



We are pleased.



Cheers.