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[nuked4ever]

I rarely post on the forums, but after lurking through all the complaints and arguing, I feel like there needs to be some more lighthearted fare. That being said, I'm a big fan of Top Gear, and after having dropped with Garth in his Cicada a couple times, I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig.

Now let's fill this thread with some love for Garth via "Some say.." Top Gear style quotes about him.


Some say he can mount two AC20's on his shoulders, and that he can throw a projectile faster than a gauss rifle fire one..all we know is, he's Garth.

[Roadkill]

Some say he pilots the Cicada only because the Grasshopper isn't available... and that his favorite pet is his shark, which has lasers on its head. All we know his, he's Garth!

[nuked4ever]

Hahaha!

Some say he can counter ECM with his mind... and that he uses his sweat as coolant for his Cicada. All we know is, he's Garth!

[Fajther]

[color=#474747]Some say that Garth is Mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor. All we know is, he's called The Garth.[/color]

[Valkaryie]

nuked4ever, on 25 January 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

I rarely post on the forums, but after lurking through all the complaints and arguing, I feel like there needs to be some more lighthearted fare. That being said, I'm a big fan of Top Gear, and after having dropped with Garth in his Cicada a couple times, I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig.

Now let's fill this thread with some love for Garth via "Some say.." Top Gear style quotes about him.


Some say he can mount two AC20's on his shoulders, and that he can throw a projectile faster than a gauss rifle fire one..all we know is, he's Garth.

Some say he can kill 4 lights in a match with only 1 small lazer and that the other 4 players give up after seeing that

[JokerVictor]

Some say his left n*pple looks like a Catapult... and that he seasons his steaks with SRM's. All we know is... He's called the Garth!






Edit: Really? Can't say n*pple?

Edited by JokerVictor, 25 January 2013 - 02:55 PM.

[Iwaslost]

Some say he is impervious to Gauss rounds and that his Cicada is actually a Chia pet. [color="#959595"]All we know is that he is called Garth.[/color]

[Termius]

Some say Aleksandr Kerensky based the Atlas off of Garths image....all we know is, the fear instilled by an Atlas is eerily similar to Garths.

[Fajther]

[color="#474747"]Some say it's anatomically impossible for him to wear headphones. And that he can open a bottle of beer with his [redacted]. All we know is, he's called The Garth.[/color]

Edited by Fajther, 25 January 2013 - 01:25 PM.

[Koningswulf]

Some say his cicada is a Atlas in disguise,a mech for a true mechwarrior!
All we know for sure is, he's Garth!

[Jman5]

Some say, that if he piloted anything but a Cicada it would tear a hole in the space time continuum, and that if game balance was up to him, he would purposefully break weapons just for laughs.

All we know is he's called The Erlam!

[7 Nation Army]

Some say the clans only invaded the Inner Sphere because Garth invaded the clans.

[Agent 0 Fortune]

nuked4ever, on 25 January 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

I rarely post on the forums, but after lurking through all the complaints and arguing, I feel like there needs to be some more lighthearted fare. That being said, I'm a big fan of Top Gear, and after having dropped with Garth in his Cicada a couple times, I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig.

That doesn't sound very nice.
Stig : pejorative; someone from a poor background, with a poor dress sense

Why don't you just call Garth a hobo next time.

[Fajther]

Some say that Garth has never watched an episode of top gear, and that he will ban us all for doing this. All we know is, he is The Garth


p.s. I think I am having too much fun doing this.

[Adridos]

Some say he's the real Stig and drives sportscars in a BBC show... all we know is, he's called, The Garth.

[Navid A1]

some say he pugs against 8 man teams all the time, and his cicada is counted equal to 3 mechs in the match maker... all we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Seanamal]

Some say his blood is actually a superior formulation of mech coolant, and he has a tattoo of a Cicada urinating on a Urbanmech on his left buttock...all we know is: he's called the Garth!

Edited by Seanamal, 25 January 2013 - 01:45 PM.

[Kenach]

Some say he likes pink urbanmech cosplay

[Wizard Steve]

Some say he thinks a 20% discount on MC purchases of non-hero dragons is an item.

[Fajther]

Seanamal, on 25 January 2013 - 01:43 PM, said:

Some say his blood is actually a superior formulation of mech coolant, and he has a tattoo of a Cicada urinating on a Urbanmech on his left buttock...all we know is: he's called the Garth!

So funny, can't stop laughing.