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[GalaxyBluestar]

Garth Erlam, on 25 January 2013 - 08:21 PM, said:

Some say his skills are overrated... and are never heard from again, and that he is the only man to say no to Russ... and live. All we know is, he's called The Garth!

(Sorry guys I have no idea how to respond to this, I am overwhelmed and in shock.)

it's boredom... no it's love AND boredom

[Dukarriope]

Some say, he occasionally hosts Twitch.TV from Strana Mechty, and that he is the only person to have taken a time machine to 3051....... all we know is, he's called The Garth.

[RockWolf]

Some say he only uses 1 jump jet and makes it to the tallest building in the game, and that when double tapping the UAC5.... he never jams it.

All we know, he is called Garth.

[Vraxx]

Some say, his systems are always nominal, that his radar only says "TARGETS" acquired... all we know is, he's called the Garth!

[CabooseJr]

Some say he taught Natasha Kerensky everything she knows, and he enjoys romantic walks on the carcasses of the dead mechs he leaves in his wake. All we know is he is called the Garth.

[StandingCow]

Some say he causes caustic valley to overheat.

[Livewyr]

Some say he controls the horizontal and the vertical, or that he can roll the Cicada, make it flutter. All we know is he is called 'Garth.'

[Dukarriope]

Some say... Frozen City was frozen because he breathed on it. And that he causes Frozen City to sprout volcanoes when present.
All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Bommer]

Some say he track tested a '62 Volkswagen on Top Gear. And he beat the time of a new Ferrari....
He IS "The Garth".

[White Bear 84]

Some say he is Chuck Norris's father...

[GoldExile]

Some say that Caustic Valley is an acid volcano formed by nature but it is actually his homemade waterpipe.
All we know is that he is called 'The Garth.'

[Dukarriope]

Some say, he set a new record on the Top Gear test track... in an Urbanmech. And that he put the track under renovation for a month.
All we know is, he's called "The Garth"!

[Telvanni]

Some say his Cicada makes the speed of light wish it was faster and his ziggy pig build can mount ten UAC 5s all we know is that he is called The Garth!

[Shumabot]

To be the Stig he would have to be both silent and liked.

[Dukarriope]

Maybe he's Clarkson in disguise.

[Utilyan]

Some say he killed a man once......with a narc, and his Cicada has two standard engines one on each leg, all we know is he's called "The Garth"!

[RickySpanish]

Some say he made use of every hardpoint on his Awesome 9M, but when double heatsinks were introduced it simply became too easy for him. All we know is, he is the Garth.

[Kazly]

Some say community warfare isn't here yet because he likes sticking his LL into the backside of an unsuspecting atlas during the prison rules of pugs.

[Apex Predat0r]

First off, Garth or whomever, is a mere mortal, and therefore not worthy of being The Stig. And if Mechwariior did have a Stig, it would be me anyways. But in the spirit of fun, I'll post something for this thread.

"Some say he can fit a DHS in his legs, and he can jam your UAC5 with a dirty look."

Edited by Apex Predat0r, 26 January 2013 - 01:19 AM.

[Dukarriope]

Some say things about him... but all we know is, he's not the Stig... but the Stig's Mechwarrior cousin.