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[Flagrant]

Wife watches me get the killshot.
“Hurry up already.  I need the computer.”
“Give me few more minutes.  We can still win.”  I start running to a base to cap since we only got 1 base and enemy has 4.  But they are down to their last 2 guys while we still have 4 alive.
“What 750?  Hurry up, there’s no more robots”
“They are around somewhere hiding.  You see the score up there? Team needs 750 to win.”
I get to a base and start capping it.
“You aren’t doing anything.  I need to use the computer.”
“I’m capping a base to make us get to 750 faster.”
“What base?  I don’t see anything”
“Right here.” I turn and move away from it to show her.
“This game is stupid.  Hurry up”
I see a commando coming toward me, and I killshot him with my SRMs.
“Did you see that?  I one-shotted him!”
“You bully, that robot was cute.”
Enemy hunchback comes around the corner, and we start to dance.
“Why are you running away?  Just kill him already.”
“He got too many lasers and I’m more damaged.” Struggling to talk and play.
Teammates come and take him out.
“Hah!  Look at that I’m on top of the scoreboard!” I got 4 killshots, 600+ damage and 1100+ exp.
“I am not impressed.  You play so dirty.  You guys ganged up on the last robot, and you didn’t even fight him, just ran away.”

[SteelyDan]

Flag, some people get it...
Others don't....
I have a number for a great Divorce Attorney...

[CyBerkut]

Sounds like she would fit right in on these forums...

[Critical Fumble]

Flagrant, on 25 January 2013 - 02:09 PM, said:

“Did you see that? I one-shotted him!”
“You bully, that robot was cute.”

Dude, your wife is awesome xD

[Odins Fist]

That's why you don't put a ring on their finger....