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[GeneralOrcSkull]

Clan Orc Skull is best clan, and we are glad to meet you. While we have many wives, we do like more. So, we have come to MWO to take your wives. Hello. I am General Orc Skull, of Clan Orc Skull. Our clan has many ilKhan level players, but I am a General, which is higher than ilKhan. Clan Orc Skull is the best team in battlemechs online, as we have not lost in combat. We devote all of our kills to our Gods, which are the best Gods.

You may think you are not good enough for this clan. And you are right. Thus, do not ask to join Clan Orc Skull. If you think you are best, you can join. But know, if you do, and lose, you are exiled from the best Clan.

I, General Orc Skull, on behalf of Clan Orc Skull, wish you to know that you will die to us, and that we are ilClan.

Sincerely,

General Orc Skull

Edited by GeneralOrcSkull, 27 January 2013 - 08:37 AM.

[n0e]

See you soon @Kaetetôã

[Argoboat]

Okay

[qultar]

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Clans

read and learn

[1453 R]

Somewhere out there in the endless dark, beyond space and time, the ghost of Alexander Kerensky is shedding a single tear into his beer right now.

Poor ghost of Kerensky...

[Seijin Dinger]

since this is not a canon clan, take it to Outreach you mercenary

[GeneralOrcSkull]

We are not mercenary clan. We are clan with superior warriors. We will take all the planets, and make the inner sphere topple like a house of cards. We are like you. We have all the Kerensky warriors. He sheds no tears for us.

Mr. Fighting *****. When was the last time you saw a chicken win a war? Never. They can only beat each other, that's why the stupid Americans have them fight each other. Chickens even have to become half wolf to be any good. boq boq howwll.. so dumb. Clan Orc Skull is just best.

[qultar]

ok here i was thinking this was a real post not a trolling joke
you got me

[Glory in the Highest]

I ran across this guy in-game.

I have a really bad feeling he's serious. :S

[Pariah Devalis]

Would read again. 3 out of 5 Nova Kittens.

[GeneralOrcSkull]

qultar, on 27 January 2013 - 08:57 PM, said:

ok here i was thinking this was a real post not a trolling joke
you got me

Orcs are not Trolls. Trolls are old dumb elves. Orcs are mighty. Trolls are weak, which is why they regrow limb after meeting strong Orc.

We have new enjin site. Enjin is best site. So best clan use it.

clanorcskull.enjin.com

Newly born Orcs can register, if brave.

[Seijin Dinger]

Well since Orcs do not exist in the Battletech universe might I suggest Warhammer?

[Skylarr]

Maybe Clan Orc Skull is a Clan from the Dark Caste. They may be a group of Warriors who believe the Clans have strayed from Kerensky's original ideas.

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The Dark Caste (also known as the Bandit Caste) refers to the lowest caste in Clan society, that of the outcasts and bandits. This caste is not recognized by Clan society, yet it exists. It supports the failures of Clan society, the unwanted, and the rejects. The dark caste has no voice in Clan affairs because their group is not sanctioned.
Clan literature is filled with stories of malcontents who fled to the bandit caste and came to unsavory ends. Bandit caste atrocities are the stuff of legends, but it is difficult to believe that the caste is strong enough to be more than a minor nuisance to the Clans.

It is unknown whether the Clans allow the Bandit Caste to exist or not; some cynically believe that it is fostered on purpose to provide both an outlet for those disaffected by Clan society and as a built-in enemy for training purposes. Regardless, the caste does serve two purposes. First, it is incentive to children to excel in their caste's profession to avoid needing to join the Bandit Caste if they are not deemed useful to the Clan. Lastly, it provides an enemy, although a somewhat weak enemy, for the Warrior Caste to sharpen its skills against when a Bandit Caste settlement becomes strong enough to become enough of a nuisance.

Warriors who fail to test up or who grow too old to be of service sometimes slip away to this caste, as do scientists whose discoveries are deemed counterproductive to the Clans.

Clan Burrock had significant ties with the Dark Caste before their Absorption by Clan Star Adder.
Post Jihad

In the wake of the invasion of the Inner Sphere, the Clans created occupation zones and attempted to scour the local pirate populations away. As the Clans became more settled in their occupation zones, the Dark Caste began to establish a presence within those zones itself; initially, the Dark Caste clashed with those pirate elements that had survived, but it wasn't long before the two groups began to work together.

The Jihad gave the opportunity for both groups to strike at their common foe, claiming many small victories and more firmly establishing their presence; by the beginning of the 3080s, the Clan-occupied zones were home to more pirate-related activity than any other area in the Inner Sphere. Those pirates who survived the initial Clan attempts to destroy them have evolved to face the threat posed, and the Clans have been unable to eradicate the Dark Caste despite centuries of effort, making it likely that the two groups will continue to enjoy successes working together.

[GeneralOrcSkull]

Warhammer? We beat that game. Now we play battlemechs. Dark Caste is for people who cannot cut being the best. You not best, you want choice in life? Go dark caste. They are the worst. We are not Dark Caste. We are best clan.

[Seijin Dinger]

Unless you are one of these Clan's you are not a Clan.

Complete list of Clans and their fates:
Clan Blood Spirit (Absorbed into Clan Star Adder in 3084)
Clan Burrock (Absorbed into Clan Star Adder in 3059)
Clan Cloud Cobra
Clan Coyote
Clan Sea Fox/Clan Diamond Shark
Clan Fire Mandrill
Clan Ghost Bear (Invading Clan) (Integrates with the Free Rassalhague Dominion in 3060 to form the Rassalhague Dominion)
Clan Goliath Scorpion
Clan Hell's Horses
Clan Ice Hellion (Nearly destroyed in 3071)
Clan Jade Falcon (Invading Clan)
Clan Jade Wolf (Lasted 19 days: 14 Dec 3057 - 2 Jan 3058 before reforming as the new Clan Wolf)
Clan Mongoose (Absorbed into Clan Smoke Jaguar in 2868)
Clan Nova Cat (Reserve Clan for the Invasion)
Clan Smoke Jaguar (Invading Clan) (Destroyed in 3060)
Clan Snow Raven (Merged with the Outworlds Alliance in 3083 forming the Raven Alliance)
Clan Star Adder
Clan Steel Viper (Reserve Clan for the Invasion)
Clan Stone Lion
Clan Widowmaker (Absorbed into Clan Wolf in 2834)
Clan Wolf (Invading Clan)
Clan Wolf-in-Exile (Created in 3057)
Clan Wolverine (Destroyed in 2823)



So By 3050, the current year, this is your list of Clans:
Clan Blood Spirit
Clan Burrock
Clan Cloud Cobra
Clan Coyote
Clan Sea Fox/Clan Diamond Shark
Clan Fire Mandrill
Clan Ghost Bear
Clan Goliath Scorpion
Clan Hell's Horses
Clan Ice Hellion
Clan Jade Falcon
Clan Nova Cat
Clan Smoke Jaguar
Clan Snow Raven
Clan Star Adder
Clan Steel Viper
Clan Stone Lion
Clan Wolf



Of these Clans we will face the following with the Clan Invasion/Operation Revival:
Clan Jade Falcon (Initial Invasion: 3050)
Clan Ghost Bear (Initial Invasion: 3050)
Clan Smoke Jaguar (Initial Invasion: 3050)
Clan Wolf (Initial Invasion: 3050)
Clan Nova Cats (Reserve Clan, Invades: 3051)
Clan Steel Viper (Reserve Clan, Invades: 3051)

Edited by Seijin Dinger, 01 February 2013 - 06:00 AM.

[jtyotJOTJIPAEFVJ]

i have now joined the grand ilClan Ork Skull and i can say that it is truly the best clan. the dozens of people we have make a great group and we have great matches while slaying all the lower people who are not orcs.

[GeneralOrcSkull]

Piipu is great new orc. He has slayed many non-orcs with his awesome battlemech skills.

[Daneiel]

Trolls are trolls no matter they call them self orcs . That is Battletech not Warhammer , Warcraft or Tolkins Midle Earth , go bother IS barbarians not the CLANS !!!!!

[Seijin Dinger]

These are either freebirths of extremely low intelligence, or there is a genetic repository and some sibkos that are in dire need of being purged.

[GeneralOrcSkull]

Seijin Dinger, on 01 February 2013 - 01:44 PM, said:

These are either freebirths of extremely low intelligence, or there is a genetic repository and some sibkos that are in dire need of being purged.

You are retired? What are you 90? No wonder you think your smarter. You probably are orc victim. Some victims appreciate the lessons that Clan Orc Skull gives. Some victims do not learn, and thus hate us. But you are just grumpy old man, and not clan. I wish you a happy funeral day.