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[Rushin Roulette]

Im surprized, that no one has started a troll moment thread in these forums yet (probably because the Goons would have experienced too many troll moments to list );

Mine was during the "Be a Hero" tournament on Alpine peaks.

I "mistakenly" wrote in allchat "Carry on past e7 and we can flank them" quickly followed by "oops". Our team of course was already on the way to somewhere completely different.

Lo and behold... about 1 minute later I couldnt beleive my eyes when 7 of our opponents actually turned up at E7 right in the open with little to no cover and started looking for us in the opposite direction of where we were actually set up. I think 2 Splatcats fell to my LRMs before they could even get close to firing range, the scouts trying to get up to the long range snipers and myself were taken down by the assaults moving in to mop up their main group.

What was left was one poor slow (close range fitted) Atlas who stayed at their base (probaly the only one who did not beleive what I "mistakenly" wrote in allchat) who was promptly flamed by his own team that his fire power would have made the difference in the fight and that he was a coward for not following them.

I really believe the tournament bought out the worst in some players (probably my troll side included ) and remember... not everything what people write is the truth and being too greedy for kills will let you end in just that situation.

[Felicitatem Parco]

The first time I dropped with my quad-PPC Hunchback-4P, I one-shotted 3 enemy scouts.

Each time they died and screamed about "WTF was that? How did I die?!" I just replied over all-chat with: "You got in front of me."

Edited by Prosperity Park, 26 February 2013 - 08:21 AM.

[SteelyDan]

Prosperity Park, on 26 February 2013 - 08:20 AM, said:

The first time I dropped with my quad-PPC Hunchback-4P, I one-shotted 3 enemy scouts.

Each time they died and screamed about "WTF was that? How did I die?!" I just replied over all-chat with: "You got in front of me."

If I got a dime, for everytime, I did that! ;-)

[Willie Sauerland]

SteelyDan, on 26 February 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

If I got a dime, for everytime, I did that! ;-)

You would owe 50 cents?

[dal10]

4 ERPPC cicada "the noisy cricket" that is all

[deforce]

you are all fail trolls until you sport the dual a/c 20 cicada with 36 armor and 2 tons of ammo.

[Voridan Atreides]

Ive tked lights a lot but I secretly enjoy it.

[TheGreatNoNo]

Tking lights isn`t trolling, It is being a ****.

Speaking of dickery and lights. I sometimes strip enemies bare then legged then and run around the map for a minute or two if there is no cap risk and we are the last two on the math. Like say there is just my Jenner , a Hunchback 4P and a LRM boat catapult with no ammo with the catapult being on my team. I disarmed the 4P and legged him and let the catapult cap while I literally dance around him, and just before cap I finish him off. Piloting lights turns me into a ***.

Edited by Lost One, 27 February 2013 - 06:56 PM.

[Hawkeye 72]

My epic troll moment came when I chased down a well-known forum troll during a match

He was the last man standing and tried to run away in his Atlas

On open comms I screamed "DON'T RUN AWAY [REDACTED]! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"

Then proceeded to alpha strike him repeatedly.

His/her name will remain redacted, but it was a glorious moment

[Evil Ed]

Trolling everytime I'm in the LoLmobile http://mwo.smurfy-ne...fa6f7449c260f3c
Find a Fatlas, rip his back armor of and the start flaming him so he gets the embarrassing "Killed by: Flamer".

Edited by Evil Ed, 28 February 2013 - 03:20 AM.