17 replies to this topic

[Major Derps]

Since it is the 5th here, do you think myself and fellow time advanced people can get early access to the new patches?

[Mazzyplz]

your callsign is quite fitting indeed!

-jk! remember you from a match i was in
<S>

ps> the team has said the times and dates are for canada mostly (and usa)
and even then most patches aren't online until like... noon - followed by several hours of downed servers

Edited by Mazzyplz, 04 February 2013 - 03:47 PM.

[Sug]

We'll trade you early access for all your kangaroos.

[Alymbic]

Sug, on 04 February 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:

We'll trade you early access for all your kangaroos.

Deal. All those things do is stand in the middle of the road at night anyway.

[Major Derps]

Sug, on 04 February 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:

We'll trade you early access for all your kangaroos.

Throw in a ping swap, and you've got a deal.

[miscreant]

Mazzyplz, on 04 February 2013 - 03:45 PM, said:

your callsign is quite fitting indeed!

-jk! remember you from a match i was in
<S>

ps> the team has said the times and dates are for canada mostly (and usa)
and even then most patches aren't online until like... noon - followed by several hours of downed servers

Dude - don't bash on him because you're ignorant about cannabis... Cannabis is the most amazing medicine ever, all natural and cleanses your mind and spirit.

The most amazing thing about cannabis is how it addles the minds of those who don't use it.

If anyone should have early access to anything, it should be the founders.

Edited by miscreant, 04 February 2013 - 04:06 PM.

[Shard Phoenix]

I see no reason for you to get special treatment because you're some strange, upside down being from the future.

[Mike Townsend]

This is a great idea. They could update the Australian servers and CDN region first to make sure nothing blows up and if it all goes well then update the civilized world. Except there are no Australian servers, so they'd just be pushing you the client bits early and you wouldn't be able to play at all until their update rolled out to the servers. And trying to ripple a CDN update regionally is pain. Other than those two major problems it's a great idea.

[Kiiyor]

Alymbic, on 04 February 2013 - 03:47 PM, said:

Deal. All those things do is stand in the middle of the road at night anyway.

Double deal. They also leap bravely into dams on farms.

Kangaroo: "HEY! I'm in water! Better swim in a circle until i DIE and pollute the hell out of this lovely source of water! Maybe Kiiyor's dad will make him fish me out! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN!"

Friggin things are EVERYWHERE. They are, however, delicious if cooked correctly.

Once, long ago, I was lying down and relaxing under a tree, an idyllic Australian sunset glowing before me, when a bloody great red roo chose a path that intersected my resting place. 4 broken ribs, lacerations and severe bruising.

My old man told me to look on the bright side, in that it was ******* hilarious. I can laugh about it now. Every time I eat Kangaroo.

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

Kiiyor, on 04 February 2013 - 05:07 PM, said:

Every time I eat Kangaroo.

Ughhhh I want to eat a Kangaroo now!

[Major Derps]

Kiiyor, on 04 February 2013 - 05:07 PM, said:

Double deal. They also leap bravely into dams on farms.

Kangaroo: &quot;HEY! I'm in water! Better swim in a circle until i DIE and pollute the hell out of this lovely source of water! Maybe Kiiyor's dad will make him fish me out! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN!&quot;

Friggin things are EVERYWHERE. They are, however, delicious if cooked correctly.

Once, long ago, I was lying down and relaxing under a tree, an idyllic Australian sunset glowing before me, when a bloody great red roo chose a path that intersected my resting place. 4 broken ribs, lacerations and severe bruising.

My old man told me to look on the bright side, in that it was ******* hilarious. I can laugh about it now. Every time I eat Kangaroo.

The only country that kills and eats it's national emblem

[Eboli]

Sug, on 05 February 2013 - 09:46 AM, said:

We'll trade you early access for all your kangaroos.

Alymbic, on 04 February 2013 - 03:47 PM, said:

Deal. All those things do is stand in the middle of the road at night anyway.

You can take our wombats (mobile boulders) as well - It will put quite a few panel beaters out of work though

[miscreant]

Mechwarrior Buddah, on 04 February 2013 - 04:07 PM, said:

nice troll

Troll?....You must be outta yo dang mind. You're a founder and you disagree?
Founders should get special privies if anyone should.

[GalaxyBluestar]

Smokey Mcpot, on 04 February 2013 - 03:55 PM, said:

Throw in a ping swap, and you've got a deal.

pssstt... now don't spoil it you wanna get rid of the roo's don't ya?

[verybad]

Smokey Mcpot, on 04 February 2013 - 03:44 PM, said:

Since it is the 5th here, do you think myself and fellow time advanced people can get early access to the new patches?

No. Go kick a dingo instead.

[Kiiyor]

Smokey Mcpot, on 04 February 2013 - 05:18 PM, said:

The only country that kills and eats it's national emblem

BOTH OF THEM! Except emu tastes like.... uuum... well, there's no real way to describe it.

Here is the only cooking technique I have found that works;

1. Rest the emu meat.
2. Get a fire going. Once it has burned down, dig a largeish hole in the embers. Fill bottom with coals.
3. Add a large cookpot. Add emu, vegetables, stock, and add a brick to help with heat retention.
4. Close lid and cover with more coals. Keep coals added.
5. Cook for 20 - 60 hours.
6. Throw emu away and eat the brick.

[Wales Grey]

given the inability of the mwo community to behave themselves

i am not sup
rised

that pgi would decline to offer patches early

maybe if you bothered to fill out bug reports and make nice posts in the suggestion forums

they would let
you

play


sooner

[Kiiyor]

Wales Grey, on 04 February 2013 - 09:46 PM, said:

given the inability of the mwo community to behave themselves

i am not sup
rised

that pgi would decline to offer patches early

maybe if you bothered to fill out bug reports and make nice posts in the suggestion forums

they would let
you

play


sooner

Is the rage making your hands shake? KIDDING. I always make nice posts. I've even submitted bug reports. I've heard that every time you submit a report, the aura of a game dev becomes strong enough temporarily to resurrect nearby deceased animals.

I think of the majority of whiners here like those little annoying barking dogs.

*yip yip yip*

Easy to ignore, surprisingly deadly when they band together.