Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:07 PM
I read the leaked memo:
Project Lead: Guys, we've had lot's of complaints that premades on voice comms are still losing matches
Team: No! But we've made it so easy for them???
Project Lead:Yes, it's true... a couple of PUGs managed to get together enough people that werent in trial mechs to take down a premade group... and they did it with.... text chat!
Team Member 1: That can't be true, text chat is awful!
Project Lead: That's what we thought, but someone got around the fact text disappears after 8 seconds and that you can't move while typing... we need to do something, STAT!
Team Member 2: We could nerf ENTER?
Team Member 1: No, no, no, that would be too obvious. Those PUGs are already getting wise too us...
Team Member 3: How about if we made it so text disappeared whenever someone dies?
Project Lead: No, no, we already do that
Team Member 2: Make chat text blue and unreadable on certain maps?
Team Member 3: 2, keep up, we just did that!
Team Member 1: How about we nerf Backspace? Make it take 3 seconds per character you want deleted?
Project Lead: Brilliant, make it so!
Team Member 2: Couldn't we just, you know... balance the game? Put a premade on each team so voip isn't such an advantage?
Team Member 1, Team Member 3, Project Lead: Shut up you!