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[Novakaine]

There are no Clans.
Period.
They do not exist.
They are but myth, fevered dreams from drunken space merchants.
Design to scare newb mechwarriors and small children.
And overly excitable MWO jocks.
The do not exist.
You have been warned.
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[Stormwolf]

Nothing to see here people move along.

[IceSerpent]

This is just in: All those periphery worlds stopped communicating because of

[Natasha Kerensky]

This is all a coverup.

Actually he's correct. Nothing to see here. It's just normal pirate activity.

[Skylarr]

IceSerpent, on 06 February 2013 - 11:23 AM, said:

This is just in: All those periphery worlds stopped communicating because of

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[CoffiNail]

Later this year in the Draconis Combine

[CrashieJ]

I'm sorry but Comstar's having a shitfit with rumors of that one Kerensky dude coming back and all that jazz, so... here.

[Cato Phoenix]

This upstanding citizen is completely correct. You know those periphery worlds- hardly have an electrician to keep the lights on.

Probably just someone drawing too much power from the grid to make some Outer colony 'shine, you know, and the world went dark. Besides, you have such upstanding militia units like ours: the 1st Red Cavaliers to squash any uppity outer sphere uprisings.

Don't worry, we've got it under control. Not anything to worry about, nothing at all...

[CoffiNail]

gavilatius, on 06 February 2013 - 07:04 PM, said:

I'm sorry but Comstar's having a shitfit with rumors of that one Kerensky dude coming back and all that jazz, so... here.

lmfao! That is funny as a surat knawing on a Dropship fuel line... They tend to go in a good ball of flame, so pretty funny.

[CrashieJ]

CoffiNail, on 06 February 2013 - 07:18 PM, said:

lmfao! That is funny as a surat knawing on a Dropship fuel line... They tend to go in a good ball of flame, so pretty funny.

Now I remember why I hate Clanners, they can't take a joke...

... seems that you don't learn those sort of things in a test-tube society.

[CoffiNail]

gavilatius, on 06 February 2013 - 08:05 PM, said:

Now I remember why I hate Clanners, they can't take a joke...

... seems that you don't learn those sort of things in a test-tube society.

I cannot take a joke... Do you not think a flying monkey going up in a ball of flame would be funny. This is why I dislike you sphereoids, you cannot understand our Clan humor.

I thought that picture was freaking funny as hell bro.

[CrashieJ]

CoffiNail, on 06 February 2013 - 08:28 PM, said:

I cannot take a joke... Do you not think a flying monkey going up in a ball of flame would be funny. This is why I dislike you sphereoids, you cannot understand our Clan humor.

I thought that picture was freaking funny as hell bro.

Spheroids? rather a spheroid than an extremist who hangs on the word of a relic that, ONE, ran away from his duties because he couldn't handle the fall, and TWO, created the same problem making his "clans" that plagued the inner-sphere. so much for a utopia when Human Nature gets in the way... especially in the form of heirs.

Spoiler

being in "character" tends to send off the wrong messages even if it was a joke, Sorry if I tended to be harsh.

But if it's a whooping you little Lab Rats want, we'll gladly come over to your little frozen wasteland you call a home and kick your genetically modified *****.

Spoiler

hope to play with ya', hopefully on your team.

[CoffiNail]

One: He ran away from nothing, he was stripped of his rank, position and the corrput successor lords, who only had their own goals at heart. They forsake the Star League and the betterment of the sphere of humanity for their own goals. First Lord Simon Cameron did not start the Star League to further the goals of one man, but to benifit the whole of humanity across space.

The Great Father knew his only hope to saving the remnents of the once great Star League from the vultures that were the House Lords at the time of the exodus, he had to keep safe the secrets of the Star League. He knew the Succssion Wars would come as each House Lord grabbed for the power of First Lord, he did not want the advanced technologies of the SLDF to fall in to the hands of the House Lords, and thus would shift the balance of power.

What was he to do? The Star League was abolished by the House Lords, the buracracy of the Star LEague was in shambles and most of the assets from the Successor States that were Star League were already liquidated to pay for the liberation of Terra, be it munitions and supplies or the wage to the troops for them to send back to their families.

The SLDF had very little left in the name of resources, and most of the Terran Hegemony was eradicated, with many planets getting a scorched earth campaign by the Usupers forces. How were they to stay in the Inner Sphere and try to keep Lords who had no interest in working together, to re-establish the Star League. His only viable choice to save the Star League, everything we hold dear and to re-establish, and rebuild. Then one day return to Terra to help establish the Star League once more, and for another golden age to begin.

Spoiler

Naah, all good fun. Have to admit though, a surat going up in a ball of flames would be damn funny... almost as funny as the picture you posted