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#6261 Applejack

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:20 AM

The Inner Sphere has Aerospace Fighters... such things, as far as I am aware, are not available in the Mass Effect universe and tracking them with capitol-sized weaponry has also been shown to be a goddam ***** when a frigate is hard to hit.

Swarm the Reaper with Sparrow Hawks, Corsairs, and Shivas.... get in-between the reapers and they risk hitting each other. Swarm a single one and it's overwhelmed.

Edited by Applejack, 02 August 2012 - 08:21 AM.


#6262 Fuzzyhead

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:32 AM

need some Raindrops

she needs some love, or she will fire LRMs all over the place!

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#6263 Samaritan

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:51 AM

Hon. Mechwarriors;

Here's a bit of pony fer yer trouble.

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As for the hypothetical Harvester/Inner Sphere battle, the Inner Sphere would not be inconvienienced by the harvesters in the slightest.

There are thousands upon thousands of jumpships plying the stars in 3025. Each of these could bear up to 10 dropships apiece. Each of these dropships could be outfitted thusly
AeroTech 2 Vessel Technical Readout
Class/Model/Name: Reaper Of The Harvest Tech: Inner Sphere / 3025 Vessel Type: Spheroid DropShip Rules: Level 1, Standard design Mass: 100,000 tons Length: 239 meters Power Plant: Standard Safe Thrust: 2 Maximum Thrust: 3 Armor Type: Standard Armament: 800 Large Laser

Class/Model/Name: Reaper Of The Harvest Mass: 100,000 tons Equipment: Mass Power Plant: Standard 13,000.00 Structural Integrity: 31 6,200.00 Safe Thrust: 2 Maximum Thrust: 3 Heat Sinks: 6,400 Single 6,103.00 Fuel & Fuel Pumps: 4,000.00 Bridge & Controls: 750.00 Fire Control Computers: 26,400.00 Food & Water: (32 days supply) 102.50 Armor Factor: 793 Standard 111.50 Armor Value (Standard Scale) Fore: 201 Left / Right Sides: 201 / 201 Aft: 190 Equipment & Options: Cargo: Bay 1: Fighters (120) with 4 doors 18,000.00 Fighters (120) with 4 doors 18,000.00 Cargo (1) with 4 doors 1,000.00 Crew and Passengers: 30 Officers (30 minimum) 0.00 134 Gunners (134 minimum) 0.00 1 New Crew/Passenger Type 0.00 1 New Crew/Passenger Type 0.00 1 New Crew/Passenger Type 0.00 480 Bay Personnel 0.00 Weapons & Equipment: Loc SRV MRV LRV ERV Heat Mass 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 80 Large Laser Nose 64(640) 64(640) -- -- 640 400.00 1 Lot Spare Parts (1.00%) 1,000.00 TOTALS: 6,400 100,000.00 Tons Left: .00 Calculated Factors: Total Cost: 3,430,112,000 C-Bills Battle Value: 65,519 Cost per BV: 52,352.94 Weapon Value: 32,772 (Ratio = .50) Damage Factors: SRDmg = 5,867; MRDmg = 4,622; LRDmg = 0; ERDmg = 0 Maintenance Point Value: MPV = 761,772 (539,622 Structure, 97,350 Life Support, 124,800 Weapons) Support Points: SP = 193,342 (25% of MPV) BattleForce2: MP: 2N, Armor/Structure: 13 / 13 Damage PB/M/L: -/-/-, Overheat: 0 Class: DL, Point Value: 655 Specials:sph

For 5 billion C-Bills a single jumpship could put 18000 Large Lasers on target in a single second of a high closeing speed engagement.

Thats ten 800 gun batteries with 2500 heavy fighters for escourt. Mass Effect economics just don't hold a candle to FASAnomics, just about nothing in literature does, come to think of it.

Thanks for the idea though.

Respectfully

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 02 August 2012 - 09:53 AM.


#6264 Egomane

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 10:22 AM

View PostFros7bite, on 02 August 2012 - 06:23 AM, said:


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Ohmygosh! I just can see Derpy piloting that thing. Where can I find shelter? The world as we know it will come to an end.

View PostApplejack, on 02 August 2012 - 08:20 AM, said:

The Inner Sphere has Aerospace Fighters... such things, as far as I am aware, are not available in the Mass Effect universe and tracking them with capitol-sized weaponry has also been shown to be a goddam ***** when a frigate is hard to hit.

They are not shown, but the ME-Universe does, infact, have spacefighters. They are mentioned somewhere in the bits and pieces about history and technology in ME-1.

#6265 Samaritan

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 10:48 AM

Hon. Mechwarriors;

The life of an adventurer in Skyrim is a precarious thing in the early days. The advantages that acrue to the arcane and the archer have yet to mature, but a good whack in melee will certainly get the job done. It's for this reason that Applejack's strength and endurance would see her over the critical hump of the first few levels.

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While most adventurers have trouble finding and affording an appropriate mount, Applejack enjoyed some substantial early advantages hauling her Huscarl as she redifined fast travel leaving unwanted encounters in the dust.

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Her early success did tend to show in subtle ways as her vanity found new excuses for her expression.

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Being the practical, level headed pony, she never overlooked an opportunity to adventure within a party.

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Applejack is the quintescential adventurer, but her common sense and hard work are likely to lead to an early retirement.

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Respectfully

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 02 August 2012 - 10:50 AM.


#6266 Kilgore

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:50 PM

So is there going to be a merc unit?

#6267 Ryokochan

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:02 PM

There are already 2 active Pony merc units; Eridani Light Pony(ELP) and Equestrian Royal Guard(ERG) . Check each out and see which one fits you.

#6268 Cordovan Splotch

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:57 PM

Hmmm... I'll have to name one of my mechs Sweetie Bot and set lower arm actuators to "hug"!

#6269 William Petersen

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:01 PM

Naturally you mean set your *lasers* to "hug". ^_~

#6270 Cordovan Splotch

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:18 PM

View PostWilliam Petersen, on 02 August 2012 - 02:01 PM, said:

Naturally you mean set your *lasers* to "hug". ^_~

That could very well work too, but I figured since I actually would have lower arm actuators (or at least I would in humanoid mechs) I might as well set those to hug. Would that make a Sweetie Bot Mech a brawler type mech?

#6271 William Petersen

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:22 PM

I'd say so, yes. You should make it a Kodiak. So you could give Bear Hugs. The puns have been doubled!

#6272 Cordovan Splotch

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:57 PM

View PostWilliam Petersen, on 02 August 2012 - 02:22 PM, said:

I'd say so, yes. You should make it a Kodiak. So you could give Bear Hugs. The puns have been doubled!

Hahah! Nice one.
Oh... I figure I should get this out of the way immediately. Sweetie Belle is my favorite pony even though I realize the fact that Rarity is best pony. Luna is best Princess... best human is a tie between Tara Strong, Tabitha St. Germain and Lee Tockar... let's see, what else is there... oh right! If I had to choose a waifu (not a term I usually hold dearly) it'd be Gilda the Gryphon.

And here's an offering of pony from my own small fanart collection:
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#6273 Stahlseele

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 03:49 PM

"Krush! Kill! Destroy! Swag!"

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 06:23 PM

View PostSamaritan, on 02 August 2012 - 09:51 AM, said:


Thats ten 800 gun batteries with 2500 heavy fighters for escourt. Mass Effect economics just don't hold a candle to FASAnomics, just about nothing in literature does, come to think of it.



....40K.....

#6275 Fabe

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:01 PM

View PostKraktzor, on 02 August 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:


....40K.....

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#6276 FCMatt

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:05 PM

Rooster teeth's take on skyrim rainbow modding



I think Ryan managed to play that off perfect B)

Edited by FCMatt, 02 August 2012 - 09:06 PM.


#6277 TripleHex

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 02:09 AM

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#6278 Watchit

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 03:21 AM

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#6279 CMDR Sunset Shimmer

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 07:24 AM

PONIES ARE PONIES... POST PONIES!

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#6280 Tyzh

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 11:02 AM

Those are two of the very best ponies!





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