Well, as long as we're sharing "How I got infected with the pony virus" stories.....
About a year-and-a-half ago, I was on the net, chillin in the various forums and whatnot, when I started noticing these damned pony pictures everywhere. I blew it of as just some internet joke. Figured it was part of some meme I didn't know about.
But it didn't stop.
Everywhere I went, ponies. No matter what I searched for, what I was looking for, I got ponies. I then found out there was another My little pony cartoon out there, and that it had an adult fan base. Due to that, and all of the
utterly ******* horrid r34 images I kept getting in image searches, I figured those darned pesky furries were at it again.
But I kept getting ponies.
After a while it started to **** Me off. It really ticked Me off went I typed "battletech" into you tube, and got the opening audio from the battletech cartoon synced to clips of these god-forsaken ponies. This dumb internet joke/fetish was mixing with everything I know and love. It had to be stopped.
I started looking into the ponies. First I found that the characters were actually pretty cool looking, but they're still My little pony and therefore must suck. I found that the art style of the show was pretty good, but they're still My little pony and therefore must suck. I saw some clips of the show and found the writing and comedy to be really good,
But they're still My little pony and therefore must suck...... Right?!?
I found that I started to sort of like the ponies. So I broke down and decided to watch the pilot episode, with the intention of proving to Myself that this was garbage, and that I'd rip on these "bronies" without mercy.
I'm not sure I can describe the strange, sickly feeling I got as I was watching the end of episode 2 when I realized I liked this show, but I can recall the following going through My head at the time:
I can't believe this. I cannot ******* believe I like this ******* show. It's my little flipping pony for ****'s sake! How can it be this good? The writings good, the animations good, the characters are downright awesome, what the hell is wrong with Me!?! Hell, I'm sitting here focused intently on My monitor and all I can think of is "Come on Luna! Don't be another run-of-the-mill villain, just make nice and be good again and ****! How can I like this show?!"
I went to bed, woke up, went to work, spent the day thinking about getting home and watching some more episodes..... For research sake, of course. By the time I got about 5 or 6 episodes in, I came to the
horrifiying simple conclusion that once you got past the pastel colors and frilly, girly style, there was a really good cartoon here that had elements in it I haven't seen since the old Warner Bros. cartoons of the 90s.
And now here I am, having just pre-ordered about four of the next issues of the comic, waiting for the next wave of Funko vinyl pony figures to come out....... And hanging out in a pony thread.
...........DUHELL?!