40 replies to this topic

[Wizard Steve]

...that when it looks in a mirror its reflection ducks.

[Toong]

Your pretty baby is so ugly that it takes the years of torment it endured as a child out on other, prettier 'mechs. The killing does nothing to make it feel better.

[AntiCitizenJuan]

Your Pretty Baby is so fat, it's cooling fluid is Ragu

[Livewyr]

Your Pretty baby is so ugly it can assault other mechs without having any weapons!

[kapinga]

has anyone noticed a heat mechanics change? i swear i cant pull off laser rounds like i used to in my jenner!

[GalaxyBluestar]

your pretty baby's so ugly... that it will end up [redacted] on jettisoned communication cause general forums can't handle it.

[Cranky Poed]

This thread is win.

[Orzorn]

kapinga, on 29 January 2013 - 10:01 PM, said:

has anyone noticed a heat mechanics change? i swear i cant pull off laser rounds like i used to in my jenner!

Dev confirmed they didn't do anything to the heat system.

Edited by Orzorn, 29 January 2013 - 10:06 PM.

[MoonUnitBeta]

I personally thought the Hero mech looks pretty awesome.

Anyways:
Your Pretty Baby's so ugly, your targeting system doesn't recognize it.

Edited by MoonUnitBeta, 29 January 2013 - 10:14 PM.

[KharnZor]

[Victor Kyle]

Your pretty baby is so ugly your team tells you to go scouting alone

[Carrioncrows]

Your pretty baby is so ugly you have to tie a steak around it's neck to get the raven's to play with it.

Your pretty baby is so ugly it scared sloth.

Your pretty baby is so ugly cher wouldn't even cameo in it's movie.

[GalaxyBluestar]

your pretty baby's so ugly... even the team killers won't touch it.

[FarEYE]

Your pretty Baby is so ugly she has to pay cbillz to drop into a fight

[DrSecretStache]

Your pretty baby's so ugly that gausskitys get scared silly, can't aim straight, and blame it on convergence issues.

[KumoriMyou]

your pretty baby is so ugly that BOB the build said i cant fix that.

[Sug]

kapinga, on 29 January 2013 - 10:01 PM, said:

has anyone noticed a heat mechanics change? i swear i cant pull off laser rounds like i used to in my jenner!

Yeah...tonight firing 1 LLaser = 3% heat.

2 LLaser = 16% heat....

yadda yadda

6 LLaser = 77% heat.

There's some weird scalling going on with group firing.

Edited by Sug, 29 January 2013 - 10:37 PM.

[Dovvol]

GalaxyBluestar, on 29 January 2013 - 10:25 PM, said:

your pretty baby's so ugly... even the team killers won't touch it.

Best one yet lol

[Victor Kyle]

You pretty baby's so ugly everyone puts heat vision on when you drop for a fight.

[Victor Kyle]

Your pretty baby's so ugly the only cockpit accessory is a paper bag

Edited by Victor Kyle, 29 January 2013 - 10:55 PM.