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[HappySpawn]

[Watchit]

[Protection]

Zylo, on 06 January 2013 - 04:03 AM, said:

At least a revision won't include that early closed beta headshot incident you guys won't ever let me forget.

Protection should make a new version, done with MS paint and animated. I still remember all those MS paint RHoD images he did during closed beta.

It took like 8 hours to make one 1600x900 gif. Enough to do a full animation would take an entire legion of underpaid sweatshop animators to make.

Or I could just do something ******, like have a red mech and a blue mech talk to each other while bobbing up and down and saying unfunny sarcastic tripe and then make a whole internet series out of it.

[HappySpawn]

This just in: Protection is the worst person in the corp. More at 11.

[Tyzh]

HappySpawn, on 06 January 2013 - 05:47 AM, said:

Lucky for us, I have the authority to revoke that rule and reinstate the Territory of Microsoft Paint as a protectorate of the Adminotaur Dominion.

[Protection]

We need to stop playing Shootmania. The functional netcode is ruining my MWO gameplay.

Or we can just keep doing DOTA2, where the strategy is made up and the pings don't matter.

[Pando]

Friendly bump from Hammer[ed] Tactical Contracting

[Hylius]

That makes sense.

Most of our guys play while hammered.

[Protection]

Hylius, on 10 January 2013 - 10:35 AM, said:

That makes sense.

Most of our guys play while hammered.

Every time a hit fails to register, you drink.

[Seijin Dinger]

Protection, on 05 January 2013 - 10:31 PM, said:

Finally back from holidays.

is there anything more beautiful than an Atlas wading through battle leaving death and destruction in its wake?

[armitage]

Protection, on 11 January 2013 - 04:55 PM, said:

Every time a hit fails to register, you drink.

This explains a lot actually.

[Protection]

But the Star Wars prequels were terrible.

edit: Wrong thread. Still true.

Edited by Protection, 17 January 2013 - 05:38 PM.

[Seijin Dinger]

Protection, on 17 January 2013 - 05:38 PM, said:

But the Star Wars prequels were terrible.

edit: Wrong thread. Still true.

I think Protection has been missing a lot of targets in game lately...

[Protection]

Seijin Dinger, on 17 January 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:

I think Protection has been missing a lot of targets in game lately...

A game isn't complete unless I've killed a teammate.

[Tanki]

Protection, on 17 January 2013 - 10:07 PM, said:

A game isn't complete unless I've killed a teammate.

Not unless I'm around.

[Protection]

Window is just so team-killable.

[KilandorMyntel]

Hello

I am KilandorMyntel I am the newest member to this wondrous group of people. I invoke the name of the Spork. I need to drop with him so I can team kill him at least once, with my flamer mech.

[Protection]

Also, when the netcode is finally fixed...

If the netcode is ever fixed...

ELP will be celebrating by holding our long awaited (no, not really) Boss Mode Tournament.

1-0-0-7 Single Elimination Drop tournament. No Streaks, No Captures, No ECM.

[The Legendary Samurai]

Protection, on 21 January 2013 - 02:44 PM, said:

Also, when the netcode is finally fixed...

If the netcode is ever fixed...

ELP will be celebrating by holding our long awaited (no, not really) Boss Mode Tournament.

1-0-0-7 Single Elimination Drop tournament. No Streaks, No Captures, No ECM.

LAZORZ!

Let us know when if that ever happens. We'd love to get in on that action.

And thanks for the match tonight!

Take it from me, potential recruits... you won't find a better group of ponies anywhere.

[HappySpawn]

The Legendary Samurai, on 21 January 2013 - 10:16 PM, said:

LAZORZ!

Let us know when if that ever happens. We'd love to get in on that action.

And thanks for the match tonight!

Take it from me, potential recruits... you won't find a better group of ponies anywhere.

Ponies? I see no ponies! Does anyone else see ponies? Might wanna get your eyes checked before you shoot a friendly in the back. *COUGH* PROTECTION *COUGH*