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#1 buttmonkey

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:42 AM

we all know its true, we have all seen it on the forums already.
yes people who think their stats make them special.

how does cowering in a corner until the game ends to protect your kdr make you proud of yourself?
how does refusing to play pugs in fear of dying make you better than new players?
how does dc-ing before an enemy kill you make you an uber l33t player?

i am dreading the introduction of achievments wow style >.<

Edited by buttmonkey, 17 February 2013 - 04:43 AM.


#2 SPencil

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:52 AM

I stopped caring about my stats. Now I just kill for fun, and my stats became better for it.

#3 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 07:31 AM

View Postbuttmonkey, on 17 February 2013 - 04:42 AM, said:

we all know its true, we have all seen it on the forums already.
yes people who think their stats make them special.


I was special long before the stats came along...

Edited by Willie Sauerland, 17 February 2013 - 07:32 AM.


#4 SPencil

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:25 AM

As long as you take a ****** down with you before you die, everything is k

Edited by SPencil, 17 February 2013 - 08:26 AM.


#5 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:43 AM

What if I manage to overheat and kill myself due to ammo explosion - is this the same thing? :D

#6 Ryvucz

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:27 AM

I see posts.

#7 Rannos

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 12:28 PM

My head is fat because of a medical condition, you jerk!

#8 octatonic

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 12:30 PM

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no don't eat the ice cream your head will get even fatter :rolleyes:

Edited by octatonic, 17 February 2013 - 12:30 PM.


#9 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 12:40 PM

Pictured: MWO player concerned with their stats
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Edited by Ter Ushaka, 17 February 2013 - 12:41 PM.


#10 Ohsh

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:19 PM

hows k-town doing

#11 Rannos

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:25 PM

My head is kinda swollen. I'm thinking about going to the ER since I have no insurance :D

#12 GearBoxClock

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 07:08 PM

If you're stats are bad do you get a tiny head?

I ask because my head is fat and I need to make it smaller (So I can wear the novelty hats I expect to get on my upcoming birthday)

#13 Ryvucz

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:54 PM

Statistically speaking, stats are bad.

#14 buttmonkey

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:08 AM

lol funny posts :)

#15 Mike Forst

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:05 AM

View PostOhsh, on 17 February 2013 - 05:19 PM, said:

hows k-town doing

I'm a bit under the weather today

#16 Ryvucz

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:20 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 18 February 2013 - 11:05 AM, said:

I'm a bit under the weather today


We shall put you in a stratosphere capsule so you can be above the weather.

#17 JohnoBurr

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:07 PM

i liek stats

Also, did you know that 99% of all statistics are made up? Including this one.

Edited by JohnoBurr, 18 February 2013 - 01:09 PM.


#18 Mike Forst

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 02:00 PM

View PostRyvucz, on 18 February 2013 - 12:20 PM, said:


We shall put you in a stratosphere capsule so you can be above the weather.

I don't think I'd like that.

I just had a bad nights sleep

#19 Ryvucz

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 03:14 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 18 February 2013 - 02:00 PM, said:

I don't think I'd like that.

I just had a bad nights sleep


Party pooper.

#20 Ryvucz

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:00 PM

Hmm



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