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[WalkingDeathBot]

Ok, I'm at work, but there is no actual work to do so this thread will begin.

The things I would give at the moment for beta access are the following:

1) $60 (yes I plan to buy the Founder's pack) aside to wife, "yes dear I want to spend $60 dollars on a digital death robot."

2) Literally every minute of free time in my possession, ok about 1 hour per day

3) A date with my wife


(not actual photo, real wife is more scary)

4) My Puppy Sprinkles from when I was 6 years old



5) You may choose the middle name of my second born child. Example Tim Mechwarrior Online Deathbot


Keep the list going people

[Zyzyx66]

Your last name is 'Deathbot'? Awesome

[WalkingDeathBot]

Zyzyx66, on 12 June 2012 - 09:43 PM, said:

Your last name is 'Deathbot'? Awesome

It's a bit awkward when it comes to job applications and such, but I deal with it.

[Its Just Eeyore]

Eat the puppy, hit the wife with the rolling pin, then proceed to ruin everything else

[Dirk Le Daring]

My Time.

[CoffiNail]

A Klondike bar

[Lt muffins]

One of my many PS1 consoles (just did inventory and I have 37 of them)

[Xantars]

id give a klondike bar for a key

[CoffiNail]

Xantars, on 12 June 2012 - 10:12 PM, said:

id give a klondike bar for a key

I beat you to it!

[Aethon]

I would offer the developers something of greater value than what you've listed.

For example, I have this anatomically-correct painting of a spider, being taken over by the Collector-General. I have had this painting appraised at $2,000 USD, give or take a couple hundred, depending on the means of sale (perhaps more, if at an auction). I would gladly give up this most valued posession in exchange for a beta key, if the devs were actually susceptible to bribes/sweet-talking/brown-nosing.

CoffiNail, on 12 June 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

A Klondike bar

Coming from a hard-core Ghost Bear, this goes from amusing to awesome, lol.

[Lt muffins]

Aethon, on 12 June 2012 - 10:17 PM, said:

I would offer the developers something of greater value than what you've listed.

For example, I have this anatomically-correct painting of a spider, being taken over by the Collector-General. I have had this painting appraised at $2,000 USD, give or take a couple hundred, depending on the means of sale (perhaps more, if at an auction). I would gladly give up this most valued posession in exchange for a beta key, if the devs were actually susceptible to bribes/sweet-talking/brown-nosing.

okay... you won

*leaves*

[Adrienne Vorton]

i´d offer nothing...if they pick me i go "YEAAAAAAH, s**kers in yo face"...if not, i doublecklick one of my desktop symbols and play something...

[Jason Phoenix]

2:30 AM, cant sleep. Loled so hard when I seen ur post

[Pawn Couch]

I WILL JINGLE MY KEYS.

[phinja]

[Skulls n Guns]

My WindexDrive.

[THELONGSHANKS]

Aethon, on 12 June 2012 - 10:18 PM, said:

I would offer the developers something of greater value than what you've listed.

For example, I have this anatomically-correct painting of a spider, being taken over by the Collector-General. I have had this painting appraised at $2,000 USD, give or take a couple hundred, depending on the means of sale (perhaps more, if at an auction). I would gladly give up this most valued posession in exchange for a beta key, if the devs were actually susceptible to bribes/sweet-talking/brown-nosing.





Coming from a hard-core Ghost Bear, this goes from amusing to awesome, lol.

stolen

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

[FinnMcKool]

chocolate .

[Aethon]

THELONGSHANKS, on 12 June 2012 - 10:41 PM, said:

stolen

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

Coincidence. I was actually going to draw a mech of some sort, but that was more effort than I felt like putting into this thread.

That said...thanks for the link, lol.

EDIT: Even better, you just explained where the 'lost cat' thing came from; I've seen that pop up in 3 or 4 different 'funny pic' threads, but never realized there was a whole site full of this sort of trolling, lol.

Edited by Aethon, 12 June 2012 - 10:56 PM.

[Artifice]

I'd be willing to offer :

• Original copy of Mechwarrior 2 : Mercenaries.
  
• PS3 - Sony can go **** itself.
  
• My mate's power saw, currently cluttering my floor.
  
• My cat 'Fatty'. She tends to pee when she sleeps and loves to sleep in your lap.
  
• Home-cooked Insanity Chilli, serves 4 vikings.
  
• My own skills. I will be your ninja for a day.

I know those aren't very enticing options, but who knows if the dev's are hungry, or need a pee-cat.