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[Sizzles]

Xanilos was supposed to go to the party for the Coordinator's 50th birthday.

But he got held up when a Yakuza Hunchback destroyed his hovercar -along with his invitation- while fighting downtown in some obscure warehouse district.

While it is unclear what he was doing there, it is clear that he has learned a valuable lesson.

. . . Although to learn exactly what that lesson is, you would have to speak with him.

Edited by Sizzles, 19 October 2014 - 09:54 AM.

[Xanilos]

Sizzles will be promptly assassinated for his knowledge of the situation.

[Sizzles]

Xanilos doesn't realize that I am Nekakami.

You cannot kill that which is already dead.

[Sparks Murphey]

Guys, I need some advice. Sizzles just accidentally the entire enemy team. At once.

[990Dreams]

Sparks Murphey needs to put a verb in that second sentence.

[Sizzles]

DavidHurricane is correct in his assessment of Murpheys' second sentence.



And it makes me wonder... was I caught in the act?

Did I even do anything?

My head is full of Hunch.

[990Dreams]

Sizzles doesn't realize that a Hunchback couldn't fit inside his head. But he wishes it could.

Edited by DavidHurricane, 23 October 2014 - 02:23 PM.

[Sizzles]

While David is correct about my cranial cavity being too small to contain a Hunchback . . .

It is however, large enough to house a Locust.

I am currently looking to upgrade.

[990Dreams]

Sizzles doesn't know that I want HBK2Cs too.

[IraqiWalker]

David once tried to exit orbit on his own power. Sadly, things .... didn't go his way.

[990Dreams]

IraqiWalker doesn't realized I also used an Ohio Class submarine as a space-ship.

[Atlai]

David doesn't know that i use a RV as my space ship.

[Sizzles]

Mason West was supposed to stop some evil individuals from stealing the atmosphere from some planet.

But then he realized how profitable such a venture would be.

Now he owns one of every 'Mech . . .

. . . Even the ones that have yet to be made.

(Reznov told him to do it.)

[StompingOnTanks]

Sizzles doesn't realize that he is actually Reznov.

[Sizzles]

After sitting down and having a long talk with Mason, we have concluded that StompingOnTanks is in fact Reznov. And not me.

While his levels of vodka consumption are less then my own, he does hide around corners and in ceilings and whisper things to people.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock occasionally needs his quantum-dynamic aeroelastic super-gyro stabilitor re-aligned with the solar plexus.

[IraqiWalker]

Stomping on Tanks restores tanks as a guilty pleasure.

[Sparks Murphey]

IraqiWalker has a Wile-E-Coyote-like ability to paint landscapes that so convincing they trick other people into thinking they are real. He's claimed 5 'Mech kills by painting the lava on Terra Therma to look like a refreshing lake. His technique for getting paint to stick to lava, as well as his flame-resistant brush, are trade secrets.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey was the person who un-did the fact that gravity doesn't take effect until you look down.

Thanks, you jerk.

[Time Bandit]

StompingonTanks is Peter Quincy Taggart.