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[Default Settings]

Contrary to popular opinion, MarineTech has never seen the ocean. But it is true that he thinks about mermaids every time he spends the night alone.

[Nightmare1]

Marack only plays MWO with Default Settings.

(See what I did there?)

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 can capture the enemy's base even with their full company occupying it.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphey can capture the enemy's beer cooler, even with their full company being occupied with it.

I'm pretty sure it has to do with his elite squad of ninja drop bears.

[Sizzles]

MarineTech can capture an enemy blue water vessel, while it is full of enemy sailors.

I'm pretty sure its because nobody ever preforms spy checks anymore.

[Sparks Murphey]

Sizzles knows the MWO flamer is still useful for something. So far, all of his allies have remained unharmed by it's embrace and thus clearly allies, but one day he'll find one who is secretly a spy. For that matter, one day he'll find an enemy team that isn't entirely infiltrated by spies from his own side.

[Angus McFife VI]

wanderer, on 30 January 2016 - 11:46 AM, said:

Dont LRM me please actually has a NARC beacon wired into a permament power feed next to his Atlas left upper leg actuator.

He also ingests three times the normal suggested amount of sodium to help keep his blood pressure at normal human levels.

How the **** did you know that I pilot an Atlas?

[wanderer]

Dont LRM me please, on 13 February 2016 - 12:23 PM, said:

How the **** did you know that I pilot an Atlas?

You'd think he'd be more concerned about how I knew where the beacon was.

Being lurmed also causes him fear and wrath because bit by bit, he absorbs minute portions of their mass.

In a decade or so, this will mean one missile hits his head compartment and the entire cockpit will collapse into a gravitational singularity.

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock (who got skipped) can squeeze a 400XL rated engine into a Locust. When asked what happened to all the extra tonnage the engine should weigh, or why no one has ever seen it in action, he just smiles and murmurs "beep beep".

Wanderer, meanwhile, is knitting a Locust-sized net out of Acme-grade titanium. This one, he swears, will work. After all, he's a genius.

[wanderer]

Sparks Murphey, on 13 February 2016 - 09:16 PM, said:

Wanderer, meanwhile, is knitting a Locust-sized net out of Acme-grade titanium. This one, he swears, will work. After all, he's a genius.

My card, sir.

[XphR]

Wanderer often forgets important steps like 'Making up Fun Facts' about the previous poster, using eggs in cake mix, taking alternating steps when wandering and shutting the door on his car before backing up past posts. It made the cartoon representations of his youth both funny and accurate.

[Sizzles]

XphR flosses his teeth with monofiliment wire.

It's amazing he hasn't sliced his head in half yet.

[AWOL 01]

Sizzles acquired his name due to his enjoyment of the sound large lasers make when they burn his mech to a crisp from long range.

[wanderer]

AWOL 01 has, in fact been AWOL six times.

[Sizzles]

Wanderer always expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles does in fact sizzle....

At least when you put 20,000 volts through him.

Sorry dude. I just had to see what would happen.

[AWOL 01]

Contrary to popular belief, MarineTech is not a member of the US Armed Forces, but is a very advanced sailing ship. So advanced, in fact, that he can operate his own personal computer.

[wanderer]

AWOL 01 has used MarineTech for a vacation to sunny Jamaica. And an entire Caribbean cruise, for that matter.

They shelled at least two strongholds of narcotics smugglers with empty whiskey bottles.

[Sparks Murphey]

You know that song, "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon, that claims you probably think this song is about you? Don't you?

...don't you?

Well, it's not about you. Or wanderer. It's actually about Warren Beatty. And some other people. But wanderer has employed an extensive misinformation campaign convincing everyone but him (and including Warren Beatty) that the song is not about them, but actually about him. This is misinformation.

... so actually, it could be about you after all. I guess it depends on how vain you are, whether you choose to purposefully dismiss wanderer's propaganda, expecting that of course someone would have written a song about you, or if you choose to remind yourself that it's unlikely anyone has written a song about you. Which might mean, as you pat yourself on the back for being so awesome at totally not being vain, that it still is about you, and you just don't know.

Ahem.

Wanderer would like me to remind you that, regardless of whether "You're So Vain" is about him or not, this post definitely is about him. And not about you.

[MarineTech]

The Led Zeppelin song Ramble On is NOT in fact about Sparks Murphey.

But... It probably should be after that last post.