On the one hand, I absolutely agree with you.
On the other hand, I hate to point out the obvious....PGI simply can't hire the people necessary to fix your problems.
It requires artists (they're good on that end....if they weren't, they wouldn't be able to put out the MC sales they do on a bi-weekly basis).
On the other hand, it requires coders to make it happen. Work with me here. If they showed 20 tubes on a D-DC, then all the noob..er..."elite veterans of 25 matches" would be doing backflips. Unfortunately for them, unless the coders actually set it with 20 tubes, it doesn't matter what it looks like....it requires co-operation between both departments.
And therein lies PGI's downfall. There are, apparently, all sorts of Canadian people that can handle the artwork and marketing (duh).....but fewer that can handle the actual coding. If only they'd advertise that they're looking for coders...wait, they have been, but noone is willing to re-locate to the ass-crack of nowhere to get their low 5-figure salary quote.
Whatever, it's all good. If I may, allow me to help them with their job advertisement status:
1 ) The cost of living in Canada is far less than it is 30 minutes away from they are, as long as you have a valid passport. Just drive for half an hour and every fast-food resturaunt is half-off what it is, other than "Jacque's Road Kill."
2 ) Strong beer is cheap. By "Strong," I mean "skunky" in a lot of terminologies. Personally, I'm a fan of Canadian beer. Think "Heineken" and you'll be on the right path. Moosehead and Molson's are great. Stay away from LaBatt's..it's Canunk. Generally speaking, everyone hates the French, and French-Canadian isn't any better.
3 ) Chicks are easy. More specifically, Canadian chicks are easy. If you have even the faintest taint of an accent that is different than theirs, they go crazy for you.....even more so than American chicks go crazy for an Australian/British accent. Take that for what it's worth, but from an ugly...hideously ugly...American dude, I'm here to tell you that I've never failed to get "lucky" when Canadian chicks are concerned.
4 ) If you're even mildly "productive," you simply cannot fail as far as PGI is concerned. Based on the prior performance of this company, if you show up on time and schedule all of your time off, you're in line to take Russ or Paul's job within 6 months of employment. And....here's the best part...you don't actually have to do anything as long as you can either blame your incompetence on someone else or simply tell them that you're "working on it" at staff meetings (that's a stretch, though, I don't really think they have "staff meetings." If they did and they had anyone in charge that had a clue, there would be a LOT more job openings. Not as if they could fill them).
5 ) Probably the most important...you have to relocate to Canada. If you're fond of paved roads, indoor plumbing or the ability to buy underwear in your size without having to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Wal-Mart, then you're screwed. If you're not, then I suggest you get that full frontal lobotomy you were considering and applying for that CEO position at PGI. We could hardly do worse than to have you at the helm.
Edited by Willard Phule, 18 August 2014 - 07:06 PM.