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#1 Johnny Redburn

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 06:27 PM

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#2 Masterbagger

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 06:33 PM

She'd be 80 years old. Gross, dude.

#3 juxstapo

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 08:38 PM

Whut.... is that in her left hand? Posted Image

EDIT: She looks good for her age. Not bad Johnny.

Edited by juxstapo, 18 January 2016 - 08:38 PM.


#4 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 09:43 PM

View PostJohnny Redburn, on 18 January 2016 - 06:27 PM, said:

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so she has the face of a man, smokes, and works as a stocking clerk at a super market? Posted Image

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 19 January 2016 - 09:17 AM.


#5 SkaerKrow

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 10:39 PM

Flo from Progressive got hardcore, and wants to sell you Mech Insurance.

#6 MarineTech

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:17 AM

Dibs. I call dibs on her.

Who wants to be my wingman?

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#7 Metus regem

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:22 AM

View PostMarineTech, on 19 January 2016 - 07:17 AM, said:

Dibs. I call dibs on her.

Who wants to be my wingman?

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What the hell, why not. I'd be funny to watch her kick your butt for trying.

#8 MarineTech

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:55 AM

Seriously? You had to go THERE?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Edited by MarineTech, 19 January 2016 - 07:58 AM.


#9 Metus regem

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:59 AM

View PostMarineTech, on 19 January 2016 - 07:55 AM, said:

Seriously? You had to go THERE?

This is why we can't have nice things.


Yea, I had to... I mean you are a Ghost Bear, and she's a Wolf... Lots of bad blood between those Clans.

#10 TELEFORCE

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 08:03 AM

Yes, Natasha Kerensky was 80 years old when she was killed in action in 3057.

So she is 75 years old in 3052. Bear in mind that age in the 31st century is different from age in the 21st century. A 75 year-old person in the 31st century is like a 50 year-old person in the 21st century in both mind and body.

Edited by TELEFORCE, 19 January 2016 - 08:04 AM.


#11 MarineTech

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:01 AM

View PostMetus regem, on 19 January 2016 - 07:59 AM, said:

Yea, I had to... I mean you are a Ghost Bear, and she's a Wolf... Lots of bad blood between those Clans.


There was a post in between there a while ago. Honest. I haven't been drinking mech coolant again. Really.

#12 Alistair Winter

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:03 AM

Looks photoshopped, IMO. Look at the pixels.

#13 SilentWolff

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:06 AM

View PostJohnny Redburn, on 18 January 2016 - 06:27 PM, said:

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Thats a mighty big, ummm, gun you got there miss.

#14 Skoll

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:09 AM

View PostMarineTech, on 19 January 2016 - 09:01 AM, said:


There was a post in between there a while ago. Honest. I haven't been drinking mech coolant again. Really.


Apparently facials are against the TOS.

#15 MarineTech

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:12 AM

Wow. You think Skoll?

#16 Skoll

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:14 AM

It is an unfortunate turn of events.

#17 Dread Render

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:16 AM

I like the way the smoke is on her face and in her hair.. it kind of... no wait... what... never mind.

#18 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:18 AM

View PostMarineTech, on 19 January 2016 - 07:17 AM, said:

Dibs. I call dibs on her.

Who wants to be my wingman?

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All yours...I don't get the appeal of old chicks with lung cancer.....

#19 Nostromodamus

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:20 AM

View PostTELEFORCE, on 19 January 2016 - 08:03 AM, said:

A 75 year-old person in the 31st century is like a 50 year-old person in the 21st century in both mind and body.


That doesn't increase the appeal by much...

#20 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:23 AM

View PostTELEFORCE, on 19 January 2016 - 08:03 AM, said:

Yes, Natasha Kerensky was 80 years old when she was killed in action in 3057.

So she is 75 years old in 3052. Bear in mind that age in the 31st century is different from age in the 21st century. A 75 year-old person in the 31st century is like a 50 year-old person in the 21st century in both mind and body.

so if I was 60, she might be hawt? Posted Image

View PostCelticCross, on 19 January 2016 - 09:20 AM, said:

That doesn't increase the appeal by much...

especially since she probably sounds like this....


(I mean, no offense...but it ain't the 1970s anymore....smoking ain't sexy...it's just dumb. Speaking as an ex smoker. Who wants to hang out with a chick that smells like an old ashtray?)

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 19 January 2016 - 09:23 AM.






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