170 replies to this topic

[gaIaxor]

I can't download the patch. I even did a fresh installation of Windows Vista and still no patch. :/

[Rinkata Prime]

Juodas Varnas, on 01 April 2016 - 11:02 AM, said:

Friends don't let friends go full Stackpole!

No no no this is not the end.

PGI, make ammo explosion deal damage to everything in 100 meters radius.
I want to make an armorless Jenner fully loaded with AC20 ammo...

Edited by Rinkata Kimiku, 01 April 2016 - 11:08 AM.

[Omaha]

LOL!

Well guess I cant use gauss anymore, cuz Ive had my tongue removed. I was allergic to tastes...

Edited by Omaha, 01 April 2016 - 11:10 AM.

[Rinkata Prime]

Wing 0, on 01 April 2016 - 11:11 AM, said:

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...Paul ... Paul tried so hard! How dare you are...

[Cybercobra]

well then, arent these fellas just the shining example of humour, dont worry op i higly enjoyed the read.

[PeterPansen]

Thank you!
I had a great laugh!

[dario03]

Man some of you guys are bitter today...

gaIaxor, on 01 April 2016 - 11:07 AM, said:

I can't download the patch. I even did a fresh installation of Windows Vista and still no patch. :/

You need Windows Me running on a hacked Sega Dreamcast.

[Rinkata Prime]

I have only one question...
How much is Move Left module?
Probably I haven't enough C-Bills now...

[Mighty Spike]

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Edited by Mighty Spike, 01 April 2016 - 11:18 AM.

[Baltor]

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[Duke Spookem]

I'm afraid the REAL april fool's joke will come this evening in the town hall where they will anounce the patch is releasing ON TIME and WITH EVERYTHING they announced would come out in it WORKING PERFECTLY. Only a small fraction of veterans and half the newbies tuned in will believe it before they actually say "haha, just kidding, april fool's all that stuff has been delayed until August", but PGI will still try.

[Wing 0]

Rinkata Kimiku, on 01 April 2016 - 11:13 AM, said:

...Paul ... Paul tried so hard! How dare you are...

he must've had those ideas from yesterday's dev streams with Tina lol.

Edited by Wing 0, 01 April 2016 - 11:19 AM.

[Duke Spookem]

Duke Spookem, on 01 April 2016 - 11:19 AM, said:

I'm afraid the REAL april fool's joke will come this evening in the town hall where they will anounce the patch is releasing ON TIME and WITH EVERYTHING they announced would come out in it WORKING PERFECTLY. Only a small fraction of veterans and half the newbies tuned in will believe it before they actually say "haha, just kidding, april fool's all that stuff has been delayed until August", but PGI will still try.

Feel free to prove me wrong PGI, please. In all honestly I really truly hope my sarcastic jab at you is completely unfounded.

[Rinkata Prime]

Duke Spookem, on 01 April 2016 - 11:19 AM, said:

I'm afraid the REAL april fool's joke will come this evening in the town hall where they will anounce the patch is releasing ON TIME and WITH EVERYTHING they announced would come out in it WORKING PERFECTLY. Only a small fraction of veterans and half the newbies tuned in will believe it before they actually say "haha, just kidding, april fool's all that stuff has been delayed until August", but PGI will still try.

Oh hey!!! UI 2.0 original story!!! LOOOOOL

[sycocys]

I can respect a good joke, but this wasn't that. It read entirely like someone that showed up to work drunk and high and got told to write an April 1st post.

[M A S E]

The Urbie was last years joke (or the one before?).. cmon guys pick something new.. like melee and elementals? Anyway good stuff lol 34 Gee Bees

[Rinkata Prime]

sycocys, on 01 April 2016 - 11:24 AM, said:

I can respect a good joke, but this wasn't that. It read entirely like someone that showed up to work drunk and high and got told to write an April 1st post.

Someone...

[Domenoth]

No love for mandatory dance-offs? Lowlanders can only be destroyed by decapitation? Nothing? Not even a titter?

[Kael Posavatz]

I don't know. the Prehensile Lungs with Kung-Fu Grip sound kind of OP IMHO.

[GenJack]

• Firing a Gauss Rifle now requires you to hold the mouse button down and release, while also holding L+CTRL, Num Lock, and F7, while also touching a molar with your tongue.

Wait you arn't supposed to do this when you fire a gauss rifle?